When you try to shove that ballroom up your fat ass.

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HOME COOKING. #ThisIsBallhalla

They’re having one helluva comic con in heaven. #RIPRJMitte #RIPEricBauza #RIPWalterKoenig

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When Obama says you got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory.

TIED UP AND HEADING HOME. #ThisIsBallhalla

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BREAKING: People who have spent past two years serving Americans shit sandwiches would like voters to know they’ve expanded menu to now include piss lemonade so please give them two more years.

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BREAKING: Donald Trump defends Vivek Ramaswamy’s disgusting political ad because pedophiles always stick together.

BREAKING: Regardless of political affiliation, all Americans agree calling Vivek Ramaswamy a piece of shit extremely insulting to actual pieces of shit.

BREAKING: Turns out Matthew McConaughey was actually saying, “Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right” all along.

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Absolutely KILLING ME that I can’t see the Nathan Fielder movie for at least another week.

You’ll never convince me otherwise that AI was created for the sole purpose of making people who have no friends or talent believe that they do.

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There’s nothing my son likes more than other people’s food.

When you blame everything on Democrats except your rat’s nest toupee and shit colored spray tan.