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I produce The Fighting Cock and The Lab podcasts. One half of JAFFN, Football Between The Lines, and Lads Anonymous. Considered gully. Tottenham.

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Joined May 2011
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The Suzuki hype train has to stop.
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What a game of football.
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GOOD podcasting #SpursAreBack #THFC
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Just remembered that November is men's mental health month. I'm proud of all you lot who kept on keeping on. Especially the Dads. The world is better with you in it. Stay in the game you legends, even if it feels like you're forgotten. Head up. Chin up. Only forwards.
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The Ballon d'Or combined with the goals he scored in the Prem, proves that Harry Kane is the greatest striker since the League's inception. I never want to hear Henry's name uttered in the same breath as Kane's again. #AD
𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧'𝐬 𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞(𝐀) 🍜 The Boshfather invited some mates over to the Blue Orchid to tuck into some football-themed fortune cookie questions! This week's big take: Harry Kane is the greatest Premier League striker of all time...
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ARE WE... BACK?
Most final 1/3 passes completed in the Premier League this weekend. 🙌
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Is Gabriel the most unlikeable player in the Prem?
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I think we should give Newcastle another £100m
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GOOOOOOD TEAM
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Is there any way they can keep Carrick until the end of the season?
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Do I need to delete this?
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Are Villa genuinely taking legal action against Jamie Carragher because he suggested there is a food chain in football? 😂
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There's no question De Zerbi has all the tools to return Tottenham to Champions League football... and quickly.
Does De Zerbi have the tools to make Spurs Great again? 🤔 @Flav_Bateman
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I know he's young, but Harry Kane will never make it at Spurs @WindyCOYS
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Finally the respect he has always deserved. The greatest forward in Premier League history.
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All this talk about Harry Kane winning the ballon d'or this year. Everything you're praising him for right now is what he has been doing for a decade. He is the best player on the planet. He has been for a long time. You're a moron if you think otherwise.
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Got to go ain't he?
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It's time to go Ronaldo. The milk has turned.
🗣️ "The way he's playing is sad to watch; that ain't the Ronaldo I remember" The WHFC panel discuss Ronaldo's legacy. @Flav_Bateman @Tgarratt10 @TurkishLDN
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Spurs fan: Great challenge by Bentancur. Complete overreaction from Shaw. United fan: Could have broken Shaw's leg. Bentancur deserved what he got. We're all biased twats.
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Shaw is a baby though
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