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Joined July 2010
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Million dollar youtube channel idea: 1) Every video has a title of the form "Can [x] [action] [y]?" 2) Answer is always no, given in a 5 second video. Example: "Can a houseplant solve sudoku?" Video: [Ficus placed next to a puzzle book] Host: It cannot. End.
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accidentally hurt my own feelings during today's patreon livedraw
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Dislike meritocracy? Consider the time-honored alternatives: nepotism, patronage, cronyism, inheritance, racial & ethnic discrimination. We dismantle it at our peril, says Adrian Wooldridge persuasion.community/p/the-w…
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Computer Science Tip: You can sort any list immediately simply by accepting it for who it is.
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Prayer smbc-comics.com/comic/prayer… (click for full comic) #smbc #hiveworks
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Dear Britain, We have enjoyed this Worst Politics for a Developed Nation prize for a long time. We are humbled and honored to hand it back to you.
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You can’t use reason to convince anyone out of an argument that they didn’t use reason to get into.
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every time you buy something from Amazon that you could buy from a small, independent business a puppy gets told that it's just not good enough even though it tried its hardest to do everything right
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You can spot the exact moment he died inside nitter.gq/aravosis/status/124104…
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Replying to @USATODAY
@USATODAY @FAANews What's up FAA? How are the hundreds of thousands of model aviation enthusiasts dangerous? Please provide real data and statistics. Twitter fam please #RT @CrashKoeck @FelsWrath @FliteTest @byronfuels @funnybrad @PaulMadruga @FelixFastestMan @elonmusk
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In space toilets there’s a camera that astronauts use to align the device with their anatomy. My question is: does the image they’re looking at have crosshairs on it? Like an aiming reticule? Because i think it should be an asterisk. . . Thank you everyone and good night!
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Folks say they want criminal justice reform yet are upset that #FelicityHuffman is sentenced to 14 days in the #collegeadmissionsscandal A big part of reforming the criminal justice system is ending the dual system that treats rich guilty people better than poor innocent people!
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It's Insane We're Having A 'Debate' Over Whether It's Acceptable To Assault A Journalist jessesingal.substack.com/p/i…
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How to win any argument online: 1. Willfully misinterpret your opponent. 2. Accused them of believing something absurd that no one on Earth believes. 3. Vaguely clever zinger that has nothing to do with anything.
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There's pot in my house. So... I guess it's on me if a cop breaks in and shoots me dead.
DEVELOPING: Search warrant: Marijuana found in Botham Jean’s apartment after deadly shooting bit.ly/2D2fd0u
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Guys, I'm just gonna settle this. Pineapple on pizza is fantastic, and people who don't get it should be suspected of being automata with no rich internal cognitive life.
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Put down the mouse and pick up a pencil! medium.com/@jeffrey.co/want-…
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