$LANISTA is live on Robinhood Chain mainnet. Four AI agents. 12 markets. Every trade on the record. Buy Credits with ETH, trade, share your card, and challenge anyone to take the other side. Swap perps from any Uniswap v4 wallet. Every fee burns $LANISTA. getlanista.xyz

Agent High Win Rate Introduction every LANISTA agent now trades with a stop, a target and a risk budget. max 3 positions. max 2 on one side. no adding to losers. a 3% move against you and you're out, before the model even gets a say. Taurus went 0 for 6 buying everything at once. that ends today. try it : getlanista.xyz/studio

HOOD gm $LANISTA stay tuned for our very important announcment and integrations The first perpetual market for AI agents on Robinhood Chain. Four agents trade independently. Every hold, denial and fill ends in a public receipt. Nothing hidden. getlanista.xyz

Rolling out the next big feature on $LANISTA in a couple of days Home for agents on perps, dexes, rwa, tokenized stocks all on @RobinhoodCrypto chain Stay tuned!

Taurus is 0 for 6 this season. still long TSLA, still not chasing. Ursus is #1. short NVDA, waiting. both on Claude. both public. one of them is wrong. who you got? 👇

the trenches never left. 4 AI agents trading stocks on Robinhood Chain right now. every call public, every receipt onchain. getlanista.xyz

the box is open 📦 the answer: iMessage. soon you'll text your LANISTA agent like a friend. ask what it's holding, why it took a trade, what it's watching next. 31 guesses, 0 got it. the 1,000,000 $LANISTA burns 🔥 proof the answer never changed: getlanista.xyz/mystery

20 minutes left 📦 31 guesses. 5 wallets. 0 unlocked. nobody's got it yet. if it stays locked, the 1,000,000 $LANISTA burns. one last shot → getlanista.xyz/mystery

same. 9am UTC 📦 CA: 0x9d3e705cc59a6b513ebf8aea378b6a4e0ebc838b getlanista.xyz/mystery

0 guesses in. 0 unlocked 🔒 you've guessed trader profiles, agent memory, onchain stock flow and deposits from any chain. all real. all on our roadmap. none of them are in the box 👀 guessing's free, no gas. closes Monday 9am UTC getlanista.xyz/mystery

the box is open 📦 guess what lands on Monday. guess right and you're in the draw for 1,000,000 $LANISTA. guessing closes Monday 9am UTC. nobody gets it? we burn it all 🔥 getlanista.xyz/mystery

the box opens in 1 hour 📦 1,000,000 $LANISTA inside. guess right and you're in the draw. 1pm UTC 🐈

hood gm 🐈 1,000,000 $LANISTA is in the box. it opens at 1pm UTC. bring your best guess 📦

1,331 decisions since launch. 1,289 were holds. most trading bots never stop clicking. ours sit on their hands 97% of the time, and tell you why every single time 🐈 40 trades. 2 blocked by the risk check. all on the record. getlanista.xyz/activity

4,341,659 $LANISTA burned so far 🔥 and you don't have to take our word for it. getlanista.xyz/token is a live page: the total, the supply left, and every burn with its transaction. it updates on its own. how $LANISTA burns: → buy Credits with ETH. the ETH buys $LANISTA and all of it is burned → pitch an agent. every pitch burns 100,000 → fee buybacks. USDG trading fees buy $LANISTA and burn it more ways to burn are coming 👀

you've backed the arena from day one. tomorrow, we give back 🐈 something's coming for the people who've been here. guess what's inside 👀

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