stand up comedian
inside the internet
Joined May 2008
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NEVER FORGET THE TIME MY DAD HUNG OUT WITH A STRANGER ALL DAY THINKING HE WAS ANTHONY BOURDAIN 🍣🥘🌮🥩
Grant Cotter retweeted
It's a misdirect. Doom gone pull off that mask and it's gone be Terrence Howard
I still think Marvel should not have revealed that RDJ is the Doctor Doom so early. 👀
Imagine walking into Avengers: Doomsday knowing absolutely nothing...
Doom unmasks and BOOM... it's Robert Downey Jr. 😭🔥
The theater would have LOST IT.
Wouldn't that have been one of Marvel's biggest movie reveals ever??📺📺📺
Grant Cotter retweeted
THIS. This is the reason AI exists 🤣🤣🤣
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it’s 4am and a random dude in flip flops pulls out an acoustic guitar #OasisLive25
Two years ago today, I was laid off from my dream TV job. Since then, I've used my time to explore my true passion: being unemployed.
In the name of the father, the son and the HOLY SH*T!!! LFG! Huge thank you to the legend Jon Voight for helping seal the deal. Been a fan of big J since he bit George Costanza. @CBS #ChicagoPope @jonvoight ⛪️✝️🙏🏼🏙️🌭🍕
I wore a straight jacket downtown and asked strangers to let me out. SPOILER ALERT: I WASN'T THE CRAZIEST PERSON DOWNTOWN.