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Alt Illinois DoT

@Illinois_DOT

Parody of Illinois DOT

 Springfield, Illinois
Joined September 2010
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We're not sure why we gave a highway interchange a Twitter account of its own, but it's certainly not a sign of an overgrown bureaucracy.
IDOT_Illinois (@IDOT_Illinois) profile pictureIDOT_Illinois@IDOT_Illinois9 Jul 2020
As part of ongoing construction at @Thejanebyrne Interchange, lane closures on the inbound Dan Ryan Expressway begin July 13. Full details: ow.ly/XkwX50Aunz3 #ILtraffic
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The Village of Stone Park, Illinois. @StoneParkPD
November (@postoctobrist) profile pictureNovember@postoctobrist16 Jan 2020
gonna to a blog-style open thread here by asking: what is the business in your area that is a transparent front for organised crime
Arresting fewer drunks!
IDOT_Illinois (@IDOT_Illinois) profile pictureIDOT_Illinois@IDOT_Illinois23 Dec 2019
Good job, Illinois: A recent study has found that we have the second lowest DUI arrest rate in the nation. patch.com/illinois/across-il… #DriveSober

Here’s How Illinois Ranks Nationally In DUI Rates

A new report ranked the 50 states based on drunken driving rates, and Illinois was close to the bottom.

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‘When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?" Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.’
IDOT_Illinois (@IDOT_Illinois) profile pictureIDOT_Illinois@IDOT_Illinois25 Feb 2019
We at IDOT hope you survived today without catching a case of the Mondays.
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Took us long enough.
IDOT_Illinois (@IDOT_Illinois) profile pictureIDOT_Illinois@IDOT_Illinois19 Sep 2018
Illinois' newest piece of infrastructure is soon to open to traffic. When it opens for Thursday morning's commute, the $23.9 million Cumberland Flyover — built in conjunction with @ILTollway — will improve safety and access in and out of @fly2ohare and the surrounding area.
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Rule #1. Keep an eye out at railroad crossings and don't do stupid crap, such as trying to beat the train. Rule #2. See Rule #1. nitter.gq/ILCommerceComm/status/…
Illinois Commerce Commission (@ILCommerceComm) profile pictureIllinois Commerce Commission@ILCommerceComm22 Mar 2018
Today, the ICC held a Rail Safety Summit exploring strategies to reduce the number of pedestrians & motorists incidents & share the stories & mental health impact of RR employees affected by tragedies.Thank you to our panelists for sharing w/ us their safety & prevention efforts!
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Apparently there is no more need for a parody account, as the official one has become sufficiently laughable. nitter.gq/IDOT_Illinois/status/9…
IDOT_Illinois (@IDOT_Illinois) profile pictureIDOT_Illinois@IDOT_Illinois9 Jan 2018
Replying to @IDOT_Illinois
Update: The janky cars have been cleared and the ramp to 47th Street is back open.
One of our favorite clips! We use it to motivate our staff! nitter.gq/Joseywalesful/status/8…
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Who is watching the watchers? nitter.gq/GovRauner/status/80981…
Governor Rauner (@GovRauner) profile pictureGovernor Rauner@GovRauner16 Dec 2016
Replying to @IDOT_Illinois
@IDOT_Illinois is reaching new heights with the use of #drones.
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To be entirely fair, we don’t pay attention to the boss, either. nitter.gq/billjcameron/status/80…
Here's to hoping that they don't pad the bill when they send it over. nitter.gq/Kraemer_NA/status/7917…
Kraemer North America (@Kraemer_NA) profile pictureKraemer North America@Kraemer_NA27 Oct 2016
Removing and replacing the structure carrying US 52/IL 64 over the Mississippi River. @Illinois_DOT #bridgeconstruction #construction
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Don't forget to tell us how much we suck. nitter.gq/IDOT_Illinois/status/6…
IDOT_Illinois (@IDOT_Illinois) profile pictureIDOT_Illinois@IDOT_Illinois7 Aug 2015
Please take a few moments and let us know your thoughts about the Illinois transportation system. Thank you! illinoiscongestionstudy.com/… #survey
This map makes it very obvious which Chicagoland counties have their crap together:
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I’m in your rush hour, screwing up your commute. With minor work. – at Villa Park, IL
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Come hear all about our new jobs program! wics.com/news/top-stories/st… @MWHighSpeedRail #HSR
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Rosalind Rossi@rosalindrossi29 Mar 2013
$78,000-a-yr snooze? #IllinoisTollway boss fired after caught in photo allegedly sleeping at wk. bit.ly/Xm0cKL Comment: #Tollwaynap
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Let's have a shout-out to our partners in crime at @IllinoisTollway for doing a better job at fleecing taxpayers than we do.
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bob scheld@nandgate8 Nov 2011
Replying to @IllinoisTollway
@illinoisTollway you are slime for putting an exact change unmanned tollbooth in front of the airport. Fuck visitors from out of town.
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Replying to @IllinoisTollway
@IllinoisTollway charges $24 to get a monthly statement of your usage. Talk about highway robbery.
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