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Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
The World's Greatest Comedy Juggler ONE NIGHT ONLY - Wednesday, February 28th 2024 at Marvyn's Magic Theater TICKETS AT: mailchi.mp/mmtheater/ivanpec… @Ivanpecel
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Watch @Ivanpecel DEATH DEFYING trick juggling knives OVER @TreCorley! 💡 You won't believe this: fal.cn/3g4D1
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In case you missed it and the guilt is eating you alive… My episode of @huckabeeontbn is airing RIGHT NOW (6pm PST) on @tbn - Tune in and find out why I’m no longer allowed within 15 feet of @trecorley
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Funny and daring is best way to describe @Ivanpecel & he's on huckabee.tv 2nite 8/11pmET on @TBN
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That’s many maneuverable manuscripted Mandalorians to manage my man.
<—— Confidently manspreads while he mansplains because he’s totally manscaped.
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Playa... your perpetually perplexing ponders pause primitive premonitions of primordial posthumous phallic-symbols... I’m talking about your penis Jesse.
That’s positively preposterous, puto
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I prefer the skin cream.
Does the Xanax work faster if you chew it?
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“Cologne” is no “bologna...” But I wear them both.
You know what’s a funny word? Cologne. Cologne is a funny word.
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I assume I’m on the list due to my @ring camera catching you spray paint “I hate you” on my garage door.
DM me for a list of comics I hate.
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I can’t believe this tweet didn’t go viral like your other one?
Is it true Ronald McDonald removed one of his own McRibs so he could suck his own dick?
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Doing a comedy competition this weekend because I love making people laugh and love making other people lose. #Standemic Here’s a link to buy tickets: lpac.org/standemic.php?id=28…
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This Halloween was “the cream of the crop, the tip of the top. The tower of power to sweet to be sour. Funky like a monkey where the sky was the limit and space was the place!” ~Randy Savage instagram.com/p/CHCSLoigfvD/…
Macho Man and Sensational Queen Sherri want you to “SNAP INTO A HAPPY HALLOWEEN!” Ohhhhhhhh Yeeeaaahhhhhhhhh! DIG IT! instagram.com/p/CHB-EVvgTod/…
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This sums up my career in show business pretty nicely...
Had a BLAST performing my first IN PERSON show since March at @ndscswildcats ! Audience was masked, seats were social distanced, and they capped the theater at 200 people! (which they filled!) Was able to get a… instagram.com/p/CEbeG8rgK9G/… – at Wahpeton, ND
Hey America, tune in TONIGHT on @cbstv to watch me on #AtHomeVideos hosted by @cedtheentertainer - That’ll be fun for you on a Friday night since you can’t do anything else.
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I told you I enjoyed your casserole ass-ah-hole.
Day 108 of quarantine: No one is complimenting my Funfetti lasagna I made.
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For those that missed me last night on @huckabeeontbn - It’s airing AGAIN this evening on @tbn at 6pm pacific time!
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Taped an episode of the @GovMikeHuckabee TV Show from my living room! Watch my entire interview AND juggling demo on Huckabee - TONIGHT, May 16 at 5pm Pacific (8pm Eastern) and Sunday at 6 pm Pacific on @TBN OR anytime on Huckabee.TV
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