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Queer tech/art person. I code apps and websites, and help other artists do stuff with technology and performance.

Montréal, Québec
Joined May 2009
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Due to cutbacks, the next Olympic Games will feature combined events. Archers shooting at the BMXers. Divers stooping on synchro. Longjumpers trying to clear the range for target shooting.
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The Ontario Government today announced the merger, in the province, for the purpose of streamlining funding, between sports and arts. Going forward all forms will be chimerized under a new regime of “spoarts”. #spoarts
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I have no idea how or why, but every one of these were right.
(some of) the quiet council as bottles smashing on stairs asmr #xspoilers
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my third studio album “the flower that knew” is out now and @SpotifyCanada showed me love 🥹🌼 listen here: album.link/ca/i/1709706031
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Charlie Brooker should license that @gregeganSF short story about AI deepfake torture-your-loved-ones extortion
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No one: Teen Jean:
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It's cool you can tell when he's taking Benzos again bc he starts threatening Gotham City
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how can we make this go #1
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Nohsngithiang Falls - also known as the Seven Sisters Waterfalls in the Indian state of Meghalaya.
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On this day in 1989, Prince released his chart-topping soundtrack album for Tim Burton’s Batman featuring the hits “Partyman,” “Batdance,” and “Electric Chair.” youtube.com/watch?v=AjY8HvpN…
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this simple mantra really relaxes me when i’m trying to fall asleep at night. figured i’d share: “if you don’t sleep tonight you’re completely fucked. how many nights in a row can you do this. you’ll probably die tomorrow if you don’t sleep eight perfect hours starting VERY soon”
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Matthew Weiner has announced that Don Draper, the advertising genius behind "I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke" and the Quiznos Spongmonkeys, has died at the age of 97. He is survived by his three children and 6 of his 7 wives.
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9! I read about the stochastic algorithm to generate a Sierpinski triangle and wrote it in Pascal. It had to run for a few minutes on my 386 to start being visible 😂
How old were you when you wrote your first line of code? I was 13.
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HOW DARE THEY SHOW THIS TO KIDS
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Geryon was a monster everything about him was red
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RIP Lance Reddick, one of the only people to genuinely rattle Eric Andre
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British fantasy: If I get this magic stone, I can do anything Chinese fantasy: If I train really hard, I can do anything Japanese fantasy: If I get really angry, I can do anything American fantasy: I can do anything East European fantasy: I can't do anything
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