Josh Meyer

Doing my own plumbing has taught me so much. Most importantly, that I shouldn't be doing my own plumbing.

Hating anyone is wasted energy that could have been used for praising God

I assume we're all in agreement that AI generated TV shows will be called slop operas

Are you a shared server? Cuz you're not very responsive. –Failed pickup line

You can avoid all car engine trouble by simply removing a single light bulb. Follow for more lifehacks.

The FedEx guy was delivering our new microwave, so I opened the door before he could ring the bell

If you can't handle me at my slop, you don't deserve me at my banger

I went to a gold trader to buy some bouillon. He said they were out of stock, but to try the supermarket down the street. #lunchpun

I got 95 theses, and hate ain't one

Lying about the size of your tibia is a shin

Anyone else notice the Jedi are dying off faster than the sith lords? I don't think the resistance can survive any more Star Wars films.

I lost yet again

Time to find a new pew

I had months of work ahead of me. It was done in 2 days. 100 email automations. 50+ languages. ~2,000 emails, each one localized. I didn't do it alone. Grok Bot built them while I slept. Grunt work is dead. You can use it for free 👇 grok.com/refer/bot?code=KM3R…

Lunch was good. Time to start fighting over what to have for dinner.

Supermarket challenge: who can fit the highest value of food in their mouth. What are you going with?

Don't take out that comma. That's a load bearing comma.

I'm taking a play from my web server and planning scheduled down time

I have a feeling more people would vote if all campaign ads immediately stopped once you vote

Careful what you pray for. California prayed for water.