@KeepItRealLuke

Rabidly Anti-War, Heritage American, Facetious Politcal commentary, Host of @BitingBulletPod and 1/5 dumbass on @5_til_midnight

Joined October 2011
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I was a black flag American, Anarcho-capitalist, Prior Service Marine Vet, college dropout, dead end job jumping, single, disengaged, disenfranchised, white male in my 20s. I didnt see the value of continuing this "Expirement" we called the USA nor did I think there were any
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Jared@MongooseActualOct 27
I had to write one of these in school, and the war went on for so long that I got to deploy to the same war and read letters written from other kids. Wild times
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Champ Bailey/ Al Harris
Footballism
@FootbaIIismSep 26
The way Alvin Kamara called for the ball here still cracks me up 😭🤣
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Do not let them frame it this way. The robber thinks your life is less than them having your money.
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Yes please keep giving us the ultimatum. I hope it's broadcasted over and over on every news network and I hope all off them say we must sacrifice privacy for safety.
Leading Report
@LeadingReportAug 26
Flock CEO says America must find a “compromise” between privacy and safety.
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I'm sure this will shock some but sometimes strangers in the internet lie and put on a show for attention.
Luka
@LukaLevAug 19
A new trend? Let’s throw ice at your bathtub so you don’t hurt your kid
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Why must we be required to live with people like this
MrFlaneur@mrflaneurAug 9
Replying to @TRobinsonNewEra
to be fair i wouldnt be happy seeing a guy just roaming around with a baseball bat in a densely packed public place, package or no package. copper decided to err on the side of caution and probably asked him to hand the bat over many many times before it got to this point
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Fellas, there may be hope for them yet. They’re learning. Slowly, but surely they’re learning.
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Why Minnesota? There's like 45 people there
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Tony Romo just got the sickest edit of all time
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I'm a loudmouthed rude libertarian on here but deep down I just wanna play guitar and have my band tour with Nickelback
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Walk your kids to the bus stop
Albert Breer
@AlbertBreerJul 15
I don't know how I feel about sending my kids out to the bus stop when it's pitch dark for two months.
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The time on the clock is made up the sun is where the sun is
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Alright home makeover twitter, what do I do to this yard?
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Fuck that Paddy and Max basically didn’t fight today. Bring them niggas back out. Imma get my 13.99 worth 😭😭😭😭 #UFC329
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Hey, sports are fucking cool. Playing on a National stage for your cou try is even cooler. The USA is very good at A LOT of sports. Maybe w/ how passionate you tweeters are about soccer now we'll be in the top tier eventually. Just enjoy sports and root for your country🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Skylar Skye
@SkylarSkye3Jul 6
Americans, is today’s game bigger than the Super Bowl?
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MALIK TILLMAN AGAIN!!!! WHY NOT US? #USMNT #WORLDCUP
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@TheRealTypoJul 5
There's people who go to firework shows and then there's people who shoot off their own fireworks. Those people are very different
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