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Keith Malley

@KeithMalley

HALL OF FAMER! 🏆

 EVERYWHERE!
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Joined August 2008
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Although it’s been said many times many ways: Wyna Liu is a fuckin wino
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Whatever
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Assume that for it being my first round ever I’m tiger woods in the good way #walkaboutminigolf
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If God isn’t real, then how’d He make your phone? #checkmate
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I need to find a movie to see. What is one?
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Meanwhile, across town … CLT TACOS?! WTF?!
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@Rebeccam1957029Mar 13
YES! what a wonderful Podcast @KATG @KeithMalley with @spkheller 🙌❤️👇 3966: A Wonderful World w/ Katharine Heller youtu.be/xNOayO99Ci8?si=RnYE… via @YouTube
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Mike Drucker@MikeDruckerMar 10
Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps
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@factpostnewsMar 10
New reporting reveals the US used more than $5 billion worth of munitions in the first 2 days of the Iran war.
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I’m trying out AI sex. Hey @grok wattup?
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Everything expires. Even mayonnaise.
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@MightyKeefMar 8
Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and flip their shit.
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@EYakobyMar 7
BREAKING: Iran shoots down an F-15 with a man on a flying carpet.
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KATG.com is a blessing from God herself
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I know my taxpayer dollars go toward a lot of dumb shit, but this might be the dumbest.
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@SecKennedyFeb 17
I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.
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Well shit, maybe I WILL make up with my dad. He said it was worth “over $500,000,000!” I didn’t know that meant 1.2 billion!!! KATG.com/gold with the great @jp_mcdade in 2022. you need VIP, use code FREETRIAL. It’s epic, and later in show related to the WWE in Riyadh.
Show 3551: Vicious Lies w/ J.P. McDade

Show 3551: Vicious Lies w/ J.P. McDade

J.P. McDade joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss pop culture (SNL’s Kenan Thompson’s divorce, Tom Hanks telling paparazzi to BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!, Saudi Arabia’s LIV Golf) as well as The Atlantic...

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@streetmediatvJan 29
A Treasure Hunter Is Suing The FBI. Claiming He Alerted Them To 7 Tons Of Buried Civil War Gold. They Stole It In A Secret Over Night Dig. The Gold is Worth Just Over $1.2 billion Today.
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Asa Fire@Asa_FireJan 30
Replying to @ericadamsfornyc
Maybe if the last mayor wasn’t a fuckin dipshit New York wouldn’t have a $12 billion deficit
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This is exactly what the bad guy in The Running Man looked like
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Is #fuckstrangerthings trending yet?
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Erika Kirk is killing it on CNN with Imagine. #HappyNewYear
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Saw Love Actually for the first time. So this director has like a hard-on for fat jokes, right? #MerryChristmas. I also saw Get Him to the Greek. Yeah, he did it.
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