I realized Trump has to constantly lie, his supporters can't accept the truth. They all still think Columbus discovered America. 🇺🇸

Comedians posting videos with their cash app info, are the new "Do you have any spare change?" ppl standing outside the liquor store.

I heard Jerry Krause was Teddy Riley's sound man last night.

"Change the channel, I'm tired of watching ESPN!" ~Lebron at 9pm ET/8pm CT

Random Thought: I always pronounce the restaurant "El Pollo Loco" as "El Polo Loco". 🤷🏾‍♂️

If you've been posting "Future Husband" post for a year or more, with no response, may I suggest trying "Future Boyfriend" post first. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Last month you were posting plates of chittlins, now you're an expert on natural remedies. Getcho turmeric sea moss and fasting face ass outta here! 🤦🏾‍♂️

Yesterday I gave my daughter a tutorial on classic Hip Hop. I played Ultramagnetics, Rakim, Kool G Rap, etc and she appreciated it. #GirlDad

I just realized, I've been practicing social distancing for at least 4 years now. I basically don't like none of y'all, except my family. 💯

How can you all of a sudden be an expert on something that's never happened before...SHUT YO "YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I DO" ASS UP!

When I see couples wearing matching hats...I think to myself "Aww I want to slap those hats off of both of their heads!" ❤

Dr Oz has about as much credibility as the Wizard of Oz as far as I'm concerned. #StupidMF

They are trying to open the country back up because they haven't reached their quota yet, stay in the house! #StayingAlive

I'd like to shout out a true friend who has called me numerous times a day to check on me during this quarantine...Scam Likely, you ROCK! ❤

👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾 — watching The Witcher Netflix

I shouldn't even be shocked that they would do something like this, even though it's 2020! buzzfeednews.com/article/ikr…

So when did Harvey Weinstein become crippled? 🤷🏾‍♂️

If I roasted half the post I saw on my timeline, that deserved to be roasted, a lot of y'all would've deleted me years ago. 🙋🏾‍♂️

"Why should I serve up filet mignon, if y'all accept and love this Hamburger Helper!" ~Tyler Perry

Harry messed up, he'll never be King of the castle if his wife won't let him remain Prince of his country. 🤷🏾‍♂️