Second-funniest Eichner, still funnier than you. Breezing aggressively through life. Politics, wine, food. Not in that order. CUT ‘91.
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Michael Eichner retweeted
We must remember that Trump and the others are innocent until proven guilty. That said, it seems from the charges, that they are for sure guilty.
I donated, it makes me sick it comes down to random strangers to help out this poor family.
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Michael Eichner retweeted
Today—when the Speaker continued to not recognize me as a duly elected official—my constituents & community protested on behalf of their democratic right to be heard.
I raised my mic and stood in solidarity with them. I am devoted to those who rise in defense of democracy.
.@JeriLRyan @StarTrekOnPPlus Am I the only person who has figured out that G is the SEVENth letter of the alphabet? It was there the whole time!
Michael Eichner retweeted
This is proof if you needed more about what No Labels is up to: "“Years before megadonor Harlan Crow was reading ProPublica stories .. he was doling out donations and referring friends to No Labels"
Michael Eichner retweeted
Today's question: As Louisville grieves, why is the Kentucky State Police auctioning guns?, by @AnandWrites open.substack.com/pub/anandw…
Michael Eichner retweeted
Things that did _not_ kill kids today:
- a renaissance sculpture
- a film about Ruby Bridges
- drag queen story time
- the word ‘tampon’
- critical race theory
- woke banks
- saying that Rosa Parks was Black
- gender-affirming care
- ‘The Bluest Eye’
What did:
-an AR-f––ing-15
Most of them would choose a single gun over all children. You want them to give up all guns? You have too much faith in their humanity.
Michael Eichner retweeted
You can ban all the books you want, but you won’t prevent the terror this little girl experienced. Shame on them for not caring enough to change the laws and shame on the voters who keep electing making excuses or avoiding to address this mass shooting epidemic.
All of these #schoolshootings are happening at SCHOOLS. Coincidence? Let’s shut down all school until we’re sure.
Michael Eichner retweeted
If you're worried about what happens when one midsized regional bank doesn't repay its depositors, wait till you find out what happens if House Republicans force the government of the United States to default on its massive worldwide multi-trillion dollar obligations
Michael Eichner retweeted
I'm a "Legacy" account. My blue check has been handed down through the generations to the oldest male child. It was first acquired when my great-grandfather killed a cossack in Łomża Poland, taking his blue check and 3 potatoes, and making his way to the shores of the US in 1883.
Getting same. Good job everyone!
Elon broke something else. This is what I’m getting today when I tap links in the Twitter iOS app:
{"errors":[{"message":"Your current API plan does not include access to this endpoint, please see developer.twitter.com/en/doc… for more information","code":467}]}
Michael Eichner retweeted
I'm thrilled to be joined on the Science Committee by my Republican colleague Dr. George Santos, winner of not only the Nobel Prize, but also the Fields Medal - the top prize in Mathematics - for his groundbreaking work with imaginary numbers. axios.com/2023/01/17/george-…
