Odette Quesada

It's wild to me that at some point, the oldest trick in the book was the only trick in the book

Has anyone truly asked for a friend? Asking for a friend.

Does any other word work like sword? Whats that W even doing there?

Doesnt buying a self-help book on saving money kinda defeat the purpose?

Anal hokey pokey is a pretty simple concept. You put your right foot in. You get the idea.

CUT MY CAKE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY SACHERTORTE

Someone told me I'm addicted to collecting magazines. Yeah, I got issues.

How is there not a wrestling-based drink called Grapple Juice?

Been trying to think of some way to incorporate mutinanny in something. Thats mutiny + hootenanny. You think it'd be easy.

Funk shui is when you arrange the room a certain way to promote maximum grooviness