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I Only Passed 2 Auditions In My Life: Stand-up Uganda, And 'The Hostel'. Failed Theatre Factory, MTV VJ, Several Film And Play Castings Before That. Far More Failures Than Successes. But Thanks To Those 2 Career Defining Moments, I Don't Have To Audition Anymore!
Partying At #jabbafest2026 And The DJ Plays 'No Scrubs'. This Crazy Mukiga Guy Turns To Me And Says "We Used To Enjoy That Song In Sunday School..."
Me:
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I always say and I’ll say it again:
if most people treated their partners the way they treated their bosses and pastors, relationships or Marriages would be heaven on earth.
Parents- If You Can- Get Your Kids Headphones Or Something. I Know Parenting Is Tough, But A Kid Blasting Cocomelon's Repetitive Music On Full Volume In A Quiet Setting Gets Annoying Really Quick.
Coming In Hot. Fall In Tomorrow!
You can’t pull up to the 90s solo. Text the squad, and split a table for the biggest reunion of the year.
You can grab a dedicated space for your entire school crew or corporate squad.
#JabbaFest4thedition #jabbafest
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You can’t pull up to the 90s solo. Text the squad, and split a table for the biggest reunion of the year.
You can grab a dedicated space for your entire school crew or corporate squad.
#JabbaFest4thedition #jabbafest
Drop the adulting for one night & #remember who you were in the 90s!
#JabbaFest4thEdition is taking over @Zone7 Mbuya this Sato.
#OldSkoolhighschool tracks, vintage fits, premium vibes, Iconic Jabba Dance Challenge.
Hosted by @gaetanokagwa and @OmaraDanielol
@ClubPilsener
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If you praise a woman for aborting her child because she did what was best for her,
you should also praise a man for abandoning his children because he did what was best for him.
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You can keep untagging yourself from all tweets, @pearlbank_ug, but the better option would be to acknowledge your mistake.
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MeToo "pioneer" MIT scientist who drove a professor to the brink of su*cide with false r*pe allegations after he broke up with her, told him she wanted to feel like she was "gang r*ped."
Professor David Sabatini has been awarded $6M after his former colleague, Dr. Kristin Knouse, defamed him with completely false allegations.
The MeToo community praised Knouse when she came out with her allegations.
Sabatini's entire career was destroyed by the false allegations as his colleagues all rushed to defend the woman who lied about him.
He also tried taking his own life by hanging himself, according to the Daily Mail.
Newly released texts reveal that Knouse, 38, was the one who pursued Sabatini, 58, and it wasn't until he left her for another woman that she accused him of r*pe.
After the breakup, she texted a friend that he was going to get "Weinstein-ed out of science."
"My lawyers and I are out for blood... prison is what he should get," she said.
She praised how "hopelessly defeated, beyond the violence stage," he was after his career was ruined.
But text messages show that Knouse pursued him and sent him graphic texts.
"I can't wait to wake up tomorrow and feel like I've been gang r*ped," she said in one text message.
Knouse accused Sabatini of making her feel "scared" by his advances, but evidence showed that *she* aggressively pursued him.
When he decided to pursue a different scientist, Knouse ended his career with false accusations.
Sabatini's entire life was destroyed by the woke mob. They fired him from the Whitehead Institute and MIT, and erased his name from papers.
She purposely left key evidence and text messages out when handing over information to investigators that would have proved Sabatini was innocent.
She should never see the outside of a prison cell.
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Drop the adulting for one night & #remember who you were in the 90s!
#JabbaFest4thEdition is taking over @Zone7 Mbuya this Sato.
#OldSkoolhighschool tracks, vintage fits, premium vibes, Iconic Jabba Dance Challenge.
Hosted by @gaetanokagwa and @OmaraDanielol
@ClubPilsener
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Replying to @jabba_kings @lite_errand
Nonstop vibes going down.
@OmaraDanielol the LOL model will take charge
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Snoop Dogg explained in 80 seconds why men stopped approaching women.
Do men not shoot their shot anymore because social media turned dating into a simulation?
Snoop says yes, and his reason is better than the usual “phones ruined everything” take.
In his era, getting with someone took real effort. You had to look at her, talk to her, get her to like you, and know her parents and how she moved. You had to get involved before you could get involved.
Now it’s a couple of pictures and a couple of lines, and people expect something real from a few typed words.
The part I found most interesting is his point about texting. A text gives you what he’s typing, not what he’s saying. “You look good today” can read as sweet or creepy depending on the mood of the person reading it. Text has no tone, face or feeling to go with it.
Approaching someone in person is hard on purpose. It makes you learn to read people, handle a no, and become someone worth talking to. When you skip that, you also skip what it would have taught you.
What he calls the cheat code ended up costing men the skill.
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Gentlemen: Women of this Generation are brutal and extremely Dangerous. The man you see here is called Zirayo Okole, one might think he's suffering from malaria kubwa, but Nope. Our brother traveled to the UAE in search of greener pastures after life took a toll on him back home, where he had a wife and a child in Kampala.
He began working as a construction laborer, where he built his physique by carrying simiti from the ground floor all the way to the top floors of UAE skyscrapers.
After three years, he was promoted to a watchman once the building was completed, thanks to his muscular physique. After working for one year as a mgoja kifo, he was promoted to a bouncer in one of security firms in Dubai.
Our brother had a good relationship with the Arab people, because during his time as a bouncer, a Dubai prince noticed him and poached him to become his gym trainer. That is how he secured a well-paying job, where he worked for six years until last year.
Every month, he used to send 20,000 dirhams, equivalent to about KSh 700,000- to his wife back home to build a house and invest. He did this for six years and seven months, meaning he sent home nearly KSh 55 million. When converted into Ugandan currency, this made him a billionaire back home.
He was earning over KSh 1 million monthly as a personal trainer to a prince. He returned to Uganda last year only to discover that his wife had sold all the properties he worked so hard to acquire over more than ten years and she was already married to someone else. The shock broke him, pushed him into drugs and alcohol, and is now slowly dying inside.
Today, the man who survived years of hard labor in the UAE is fighting for his life at home, a broken soul, destroyed not by poverty, but by betrayal, shock, and addiction. So cabrons, never ever trust a woman with your money. I repeat, NEVER EVER TRUST A WOMAN WITH YOUR MONEY. Chesaa!!!
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When that lady asked in the @ManCaveUg why church boys are so boring in bed, I was shocked. Then she explained that some can quote 40 scriptures on marriage but cannot discuss sexual pleasure without invoking Jezebel.
Brother, how are you preparing for marriage while remaining sexually illiterate?
You cannot pray your way out of conversations you refuse to have. Even Solomon wrote the Song of Songs, not the Book of Avoiding Intimacy. 😂
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Speeches at concerts is a bad idea, but if you must remember sometimes the audience is tired and want to see the next performer. If you are the event host and must speak either…
1-You can pre record your message and play it back on the LED screen as an interval AD
2- You can speak way earlier before the concert hype is high. Especially at the event start
3- You can request the headline performer to invite you briefly in between their performance although it has to be pre communicated before he hits stage.
Stopping a performer in the middle of a hyped audience for a speech is dangerous and could turn audience violent.Lets plan better next time
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You don’t have to show people that you are always happy for them to like you. ~ @OmaraDanielol
#NRGVentUG #NRGRadioUG
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