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SEASON 4 SPOILERS: If you kin Overhaul I now have every right to cut your hands off leaving you with no way to heal the person that took you in while you are stranded in the middle of a road. ☕️☕️
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Replying to @pmluniverse
I meant I was sat on a futuristic toilet not tweeting with it 😆 (tho you may have invented something there)
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greta will keep absorbing the salty tears of all the climate science deniers and grow exponentially until she is large and powerful enough to simply carry humanity to a new solar system
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Wish keeps recommending these three specific items? I think they want me to be the new marvel villain ‘sexy knitted squid man’
Can someone help me? I was on Omegle and made a friend. All I know is that his name is Gabe and he’s 6’2. Omegle cut out before I could give him my social media!
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i don't care if you know phil lester. i don't care if you even STAN phil lester. but if you see this tweet, you must reply with 'i love you phil, and i'm proud of you'
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so i was locked out of my account for a week which was either a mistake by twitter or direct intervention from the universe to make me get a life - either way it was homophobia
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zero because i was looking at my phone then fell down the stairs and died whoops
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someone said if i want to be fitter i should always take the stairs which i obviously don’t but now i associate all stairs with the feeling of guilt so that’s ruined for me




















