
Apparently now 10.8lbs of pure love. Education: Miss Petunia’s Academy for Young Ladies (1day). Taco Truck owner (bankrupt). Cat Ambassador for @dotslondon
Joined October 2020
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I just heard from the nice vet that I do indeed have some crystals so I’m going to try new food that dissolves them. I assume that’s on top of my normal food, so double portions! Meanwhile I’m still taking the anti-inflammammatories so I feel fine!
So apparently I might have some crystals in my bladder! I must be worth a fortune!! They shaved a bit of the Bellyvard so they could use a thingy to have a look. So, welcome to my new on-demand show: Bellyvard Uncovered £250 for 1 episode, £550 for 2
Oh @MrTtheTaco !! Minge Pie asked me to pass on a message to you Here it is:
‘Oh Tee-ee! Santa has let me go early, my love! Meet me in the graveyard at the stroke of midnight. Whaddya mean who’s that next to me? Don’t worry about it. Just be there!!!!#IWantYourGuacamole ‘
Some people think I’m a big hefty chonky girl, but I’m only a tiny slip of a thing and I really need to eat more to bulk up. All food donations accepted. DON’T TELL MY MUMMY!
Look! How brilliant! Those are the 2 charities who rescued me from the bad place!
This Halloween I'm raising money for @FelineFriendsUK & @AllDogsMatter! The Pickle trilogy is still available from Amazon, with all profits going to sad cats and dogs. ❤️😺🐶 #PicklePawtobiography #PickleDiary #PickleNewHouse
I’m feeling a bit better today. Having a full Bellyvard brush to cheer me up. #SunsetBellyvard
I have a terrible confession to make. I was a bit upset & I was yowling a lot & then I we’ed on some soft furnishings & then … I we’ed on Towely 😿 I’m so ashamed 😿 My mummy was worried so she took me to the vet & I have a urinary tractor infection so now I’m on drugs!! 😿😿
He’s been in the washing machine. I’m so sorry @TowelyTowel 😿
He’s talking about me! (I do not swear by the way)
"What's the best thing about having a cat? I think Pickle is just the best cat in the world. I love everything about her." @rickygervais @PickliciousF ❤️😺❤️
Exsqueeze me, I need some assistance. As I was about to eat my breakfast a hungry mouse passed by & being a very kind kitty, I took pity on it & allowed it to eat my food. I didn’t tell my mummy because I didn’t want to boast, but now I’m starving. Could you sneak me a kipper?
I told Eric he needed to get a job, so this is what he’s doing for October. I think we can all agree he looks very happy about it. He also can’t see because I told him pumpkins don’t wear glasses.
This is the cover of my autobiography! (£250 for 1, £550 for 2). Here’s an extract:
2nd Oct 2021: I woke my mummy at 5.08 after my early morning snack. I breakfasted at 6. I lunched at 12. I snoozed all afternoon. I had dinner at 6. Bedtime snack was at 10. Best day ever!
3rd Oct 2021: I woke my mummy at 5.08 after my early morning snack. I breakfasted at 6. I lunched at 12. I snoozed all afternoon. I had dinner at 6. Bedtime snack was at 10. Best day ever!


















