
Docile. Sketch Program Producer @TICImprov / run @dirt.comedy he/him
Melbourne
Joined October 2010
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Really proud to have helped bring writer/comedian/rascal @ashleycrapap's SCAMP to life! It's an eight episode romp through surprising questions, spontaneous games and just overall pretty scampy behaviour!
Head to Powerd Media to watch the first couple of eps RIGHT NOW!!

ALT Ashley Apap sits on a green couch in a colourful clubhouse with wood panelled walls and a window to a rainy day outside. Ashley is surrounded by silly little trinkets and has a microphone on a stand pointing at her face. She is also holding an old landline phone and speaking into it but it's knitted, so probably isn't having a conversation but who can say?
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Studio looking real pretty here. Thanks to @CheetoSantino and @jimmycarr for stopping by!
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WOOF WOOF This Saturday!
Use code ‘HONKDOGGY’ for cheaper tix: improvconspiracy.com/shows/h…
9:30pm at @TICImprov
Come get some character comedy into yew
Bruce Springsteen aka Da Boss's website is a .net, which is some Middle Management In A Springsteen Covers Band shit
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If you need somewhere to be between 7-8pm tomorrow that’ll let you not think about the election for a hot sec before the meaningful results start coming in, we got this nonsense going on.
improvconspiracy.com/shows/w…
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everyone, *everyone* knows about the clip of At The Drive-In playing Rolodex Propaganda on Later with Jools Holland in 2000. how could you not. but what if I were to tell you: it was reuploaded in much higher quality about a year ago
youtu.be/fGRAxNuTF1o
In the Christmas morn’ Covid test line, spit-screaming “TIDINGS! TI-DINGS, MATE!” to any and all, as the workers scramble to construct a special little safety tape fence that leads me to the street, like a Christmas Stray stuck in the Good Room of your house
Bullshit how in movies kids will sprint off at dusk toward adventure while their Mum hollers “Kevin! The dishes!”, behind them & gives up after only repeating herself twice
I tried that once Mum didn’t “just stop yelling” until my tween ass was sent to bed in full daylight
In 2019 I worked with a white dude who called me the n-word at Friday drinks.
Two weeks later he quit, but only cos he got so worked up yelling AT a customer that he ran across the floor to tell his team leader - while eating a muffin. He tripped & they had to call an ambulance














