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I love books that make me happy. I love rock that inspires me. I love Origami that keeps me sane. I ❤️ @ChesterBe everyday. I’ll always honor you CB. #LPFamily

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Joined April 2010
I hung out with a Peruvian tonight who’s been in the country for 3 months. Said he’s not a legal resident. Very ambitious and hardworking. He’s doing my sister’s landscaping on the side. Very nice & sweet. We shared photos of our families.😊 I got pestered w being his gf & a kiss
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We did it @jamestalarico
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Fox News plays "Catch A Wave" by the Beach Boys in honor of last night's blue wave
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This is the ONLY time I will like ever say this — but you should be watching Fox News right now. The meltdown is glorious.
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So apparently the scumbag who made Vivek’s disgusting ad against Amy Acton is married to prolific liar Tricia McLaughlin, who falsely attacked Alex Pretti and Renee Good after they were murdered by ICE. Here’s a video of me calling her a goddamn liar to her face ⬇️
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Fox News accidentally interviewing the “MAGA is like Jonestown” guy
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Just flipped on Fox News to see how the boomers are coping and they were talking about transgender swimming I kid you not
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About 24 hours from now... Fox News is suddenly going to remember that the National Debt has ballooned to over $40 TRILLION, and they're going to expect the Democrats to fix that
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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I want election results so devastating that Fox News starts covering the weather.
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So Boebert owned a restaurant which shut down and she decided to make being a member of Congress her career. Not sure what she does for work now. There’s already 100 losing Republicans looking for jobs at Fox and Newsmax.
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You racists lost the majority Me this morning
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WE LIVE IN A BLUE TEXAS STATE!!!!!!
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LOL, behold the solid confidence of Fox News clown, Jesse Watters (and continued props to @JessicaTarlov for doing the most difficult job on TV) #BlueWave2026
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I’m only logged in so I can find some video of FOX News host reactions as the results came in. 🤭
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Republicans are crashing out today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kentucky, thank you. In spite of tremendous odds, the work we did was incredible. We stood up for truth, leaned into the power of community, and proved that progress is absolutely still possible. No, we didn’t win the Senate race, but look at all we accomplished together. Because of you, over 100 counties shifted blue, 9 state legislative seats flipped, and a Democrat is now going to Congress for the 6th Congressional District. Am I saddened I didn’t pull it off for you? Yes I am. But I am proud of US? ABSOLUTELY!!! For every person who took a chance and lifted their voice, thank you. To every Republican, Democrat, and Independent who locked arms with me in this fight, thank you. For every vote, every prayer, every hug, every door knocked, every call/text/post, every dollar donated, and every word of love and encouragement, I thank you. I thank God for the opportunity to be on the frontline with you. Come what may, I always will. That’s what family is all about. Let’s keep going. Love y’all.
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"I don’t care how many jobs you've created if your employees live in poverty." - Abdul El-Sayed 2019
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When En Vogue hit SNL in March 1992, they dismantled the myth that girl groups couldn’t sing full-throttle live in heels. Trading leads across Cindy, Dawn, Terry, and Maxine, their dynamic control remained untouchable—from Dawn’s raspy rock bite to Terry’s operatic belts. When they converged on the hook, their four-part harmonies locked in with their blend and zero backing tape. The album dropped 3 days later, proving to themselves and to the world just how Funky, these Divas really are.
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I implore the incoming Congress to look at the last two years, at the assault on free speech that has been so shameless and transparent so as to draw bipartisan concern, and recognize that: (a) even unsuccessful, performative appeals to censorship helped create an atmosphere in which censorship could be effectuated and must no longer be acceptable; and (b) bipartisan work towards structural reform is more important than ever to strengthen institutional checks and resilience against those who would use the levers of government power for censorship. Lots to come from @TechFreedom on the latter in the near future.
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Like when it tried to deport people and revoke visas for it?
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