Stoni

Which one of you fucking degenerates is this !?!?! LMFAO

When in doubt- watch breaking bad again

I love New bike jersey day Attaquer orbknit to lick observatory

What’s your favorite cycling apparel brand?

Refill on imagination *spongebob hands*

Dude I keep ordering cycling stuff from this Australian based company and they keep sending me stuff to get to my house in a couple days… what the fuck?? I order stuff from the same state I am and it takes up to a couple weeks sometimes… my fellow Aussies are so fast

Finally the cold is here and get to rock my ninja cycling gear cc @attaquercycling

I appreciate the fast shipping from Amazon but why the fuck are they scaring me while trying drop off packages at 5AM lmao

Interesting that I switched phone carrier to one of the main ones coming from a subsidiary of theirs and all the spam calls stopped

The mind is a funny thing. I’m down 70 pounds over all and feeling like my world is ending cause I’m up 8 pounds. When I zoom out I should be proud yet I’m going into this disgust with myself.

Yesterday u rode with a group of cyclist I never rode with and it was basically a route I’d normally do- all climbs/ descents and I usually do it off my saddle powering hard The lead was like “watch them get tired soon” and proceeded to lead the group for all 25 miles 🙂‍↕️

Did a group ride with OrNot throughout the Palo Alto backroads today !

I’m happy with my iPhone 18 pro and not feeling fomo on the duo

I think max verstappen is winning this Sunday at the USGP and put $100 on it lol

I always wondered where all the smokers went at a no smoking facility and I just found them at 4am lmao

Mid 12hr night shift thinking, I’m finna put in my 2 weeks any time

Please $TSLA strap rockets tomorrow

These kids are going sicko mode in the scooter this 4th quarter picking up grinding and tail whips 🔥

Chill bike ride while I got my Tesla serviced 🌳

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