Kevin Solomon

@graham_ally If thats the case. Then im the father of many illegitimate internet babies.#sorrytothemothersofmybastardchildren

i just joined a new dating website. its called "i too live with my parents"#singleladies

on my way to work I saw a city worker digging a hole. on my way from work he was filling it back up. tax money put to great use

i tried to cheer someone up the other day by saying "hey, at least you don't have cancer!" turns out, they did have cancer. #whoopscancer

My first tweet is kinda like the first time I had sex, as soon as I've started its already over, and no one wants to hear about it #came2qik