Son of Pepsi salesman from the Adirondacks, proud transplanted Ohioan. America First🇺🇸 former Army, Long time Dabbler, questionable decision maker.
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PHOBIA FILES — EP. 25
Alektorophobia: The fear of chickens.
I’ve eaten an awful lot of chicken in my lifetime. At this point, I’m less afraid of the chickens themselves and more concerned that they’ve started comparing notes.
They are small by themselves but get enough together and they can take me down. I know it’s unreasonable but I am never known as a reasonable man.
So to be safe I’ll have a burger for lunch and Kielbasa for dinner.
If livestock is coming for you who are you afraid of?
PHOBIA FILES — EP. 31
Gephyrophobia: The fear of bridges.
I don’t have a problem crossing bridges. I have a problem trusting something held together by bolts that somebody probably installed on a Friday afternoon.
Have far too many memories of working with close enough construction crews, an eyeball here and a looks good from my house there leaves you with a good enough for government work project.
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Good morning & Happy Thursday, friends!
Cupcake & Puddin are all grown up and ready for their next adventure on another farm!
These two went from tiny bouncing babies who owned the place to full-grown goats with big personalities.
Grateful for every chaotic, joyful moment they brought here.
Praying blessings over their new home and family when they find one.
God is good. 🐐
Who else has watched their farm babies grow up way too fast?
#FarmLife #Goats #Homestead #ThursdayVibes
Good Wednesday morning from the farm! ☀️🐐
Cool 49° start, cloudy skies, and the whole crew is already up and at it.
Mud E’s at the door ready for patrol, the goats are hollering like they haven’t eaten in a week, and Andy the donkey is warming up his dramatic “where’s breakfast?” routine.
Cows are claiming the best grass as usual.
Diet Coke in one hand, chore list in the other, and a grateful heart for another day of this beautiful chaos.
New mercies every morning.
Have a blessed Wednesday, y’all.
What’s one thing you’re thankful for as you kick off the day?
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Good Thursday morning, I’m always saying you miss every shot you don’t take but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t aim. If I’m honest this is unironically impressive, I have missed my share of shots playing pool I couldn’t do this in 1000 tries.
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I have an imposter 😜 Can y'all help me out with this scammer? Kick rocks @Katmarybb and get a new job
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🕊️ TRUE WORSHIP BEGINS IN THE HEART, NOT IN APPEARANCE!
📖John 4:24 KJV
"God is a Spirit: and they that worship Him must worship Him in Spirit and in truth."
🌿You can attend church every Sunday, sing every hymn, and know Scripture by heart- but is your heart truly worshiping God?
✝️Understanding the Scripture:
When Jesus spoke to the Samaritan woman at the well, He revealed that true worship is not about a particular place, religious traditions, or outward appearances.
It is about the condition of our hearts.
1. Worship in the Spirit
True worship comes from a sincere heart filled with love, humility, gratitude, and devotion to God.
It is more than words or religious rituals.
It is a personal relationship with our Heavenly Father.
2. Worship in Truth
Genuine worship must be grounded in God's Word. We must acknowledge His holiness, obey His commandments and follow Jesus Christ, who declared, "I am the way, the truth, and the life."
John 14:6 KJV
3. Worship Through Daily Living
Worship doesn't end when we leave church.
We honor God through obedience, forgiveness, compassion, prayer, and faithfulness- even during life's greatest challenges.
🕊️ Spiritual Reflection:
True worship is not simply something we do on Sunday.
It is a life surrendered to Jesus Christ every day.
Heavenly Father,
Teach me to worship You in spirit and in truth.
Remove anything that distracts my heart from Your presence.
Strengthen my faith, guide me through Your Holy Spirit, and help me live according to Your Word.
May my worship be sincere, my obedience faithful, and my life a reflection of Your love and holiness.
In Jesus Name,
Amen🙏🏻
✨Key Takeaway:
God doesn't seek impressive performances or empty religious traditions.
He seeks hearts that love Him, obey His Word, and worship Him sincerely.
💫Are you simply practicing religion, or are you truly worshipping God with your whole heart?
💫What does worshipping Him in Spirit mean to you?
📖 "Let everything that hath breath praise the LORD! Praise ye the LORD!" Psalm 150:6 KJV
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☕ Good morning, sweet friends! Happy Wednesday! 💙
Here we are, halfway through another week! Another day to be thankful for, another day to learn, and another day to put our trust in God.
You know, we spend so much time trying to figure everything out. We worry about tomorrow, question things we don't understand, and sometimes forget that God already knows what's ahead.
I've learned that we don't have to have all the answers. Sometimes we just need to stop, pray, and let God do the leading instead of trying to do everything ourselves.
📖 Proverbs 3:5–6 (NKJV)
“Trust in the LORD with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths.”
That's something we all need to remember, myself included!
The world has plenty of opinions about how we should live, but I'll take God's wisdom over the world's any day.
So pour yourself another cup of coffee, give those worries to God, and enjoy the blessings He's put right in front of you. We aren't promised tomorrow, but we have today. Let's make it count!
💙 What's something God has taught you lately?
Have a wonderful Wednesday, sweet friends! God bless!
Jesus is King! ✝️
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PHOBIA FILES — EP. 30
Paruresis: Difficulty urinating when other people are nearby.
There are six empty urinals, and this guy picks the one next to me. At this point, neither of us is getting anything done.
I think this one has to be male exclusive phobia, but only because we are the only folks who find ourselves in the scenario. Am I wrong on that like a meteorologist I am just guessing.
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Covenants aren't meant to be broken.
His is everlasting, unchanged through time.
The blood covenant established on the cross is just as powerful today as it was the day Jesus was crucified.
It's the blood.
It heals. It restores. It protects.
As a believer in Christ, you're covered.
Wear your faith openly. Never be ashamed.
It's always been about the blood.
Restoration. Healing. A new beginning.
Only through His blood.
Remember the power.
It hasn't weakened. It hasn't faded. It never will.
Stop and listen.
Let the blood of Jesus whisper to your heart.
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Dear Republicans and Patriots
I want you to think about something.
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