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MR. FEENY: Maybe you should leave out the phrase “Kindergarten Colonizers” in your third sentence. It comes off a bit preachy. MISS GROTKE: Preachy?!
@KAlexIsWrite on the conversations among (fictional) teachers:
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Here are all the tips and tricks I’ve learned in the past year to turn your Cuomosexual mother into a vulgar Marxist with 300k followers on twitter.
@imsotiredrnlol on how – and where – to convert mom to socialism:
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Do you think Red Oval Farms is some two-bit operation? This ain’t Pepperidge Farm, bud.
@nickbrigis answers *your* questions about gazpacho dip:
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If I had tried half of the merde folle your politicians get away with today, the people of France would have had my head sooner!
@quietgirlriot lets them eat cake:
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Oh, we’ve seen your kind before. You think you’re the first hotshot mass of crabs to roll through Seaside Hollow?
@a_rubin on a town that’s sick ‘n’ tired of crabs comin’ ’round:
widgetmag.com/2021/03/crabs
There must be great romance advice in the book. Pretty soon, I’ll be the biggest stud in all of grade 9 – on top of being Chess Club President!
@laughtraveleat presents romance advice from 9th grader Hayden Leung:
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In order to understand the Caucasian culinary crisis, I looked to a recently uncovered recipe for Caucasian Cooked Chicken dating back to the 15th century.
@Tyrelvin on a culinary oddity:
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What happens when the stars make a grave error? This is the story of the two mythical Aquarians that don’t have commitment issues.
@jeffernaut on some fabled Aquarians:
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How to order coffee like a local, while also apologizing for the horrors of the last couple hundred years of American foreign policy.
@FuncDeadZine on the nuances of international coffee ordering:
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Q: Did you complete 6 years of astronaut training? A: No, but I watched a movie once about an astronaut starring Sandra Bullock while eating Moon Pies!
@sarahkaneissexy wants to help you with a career quiz:
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Honestly, it feels like a personal attack at this point, and I’ve brought it up repeatedly with my parents. They are clearly on ‘Team Mittens’...
Erika Holter on parents who favour the family cat:
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Samara sniffled, wiping her eyes as she spoke,“People always think growing up with Shrek must’ve been like heaven, but it was more like stinky hell.”
@mywiferight on the pains of having Shrek as a brother:
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By getting to know each child’s authentic self, we learn what makes them click – er, tick.
Jenna Nobs on school privatization run amok:
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I have a most pertinent news story that you must read. Oh, but the news is at the bottom of this article and your eyes look so very tired…
@AWGregor with some Poe-inspired clickbait:
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Queeg-14 thanks the Council for their hallowed review of this modest work, a classification of modern human beasts.
@kunkeltron classifies our species:
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It is with regret that the HOA herewith removes you as unit owners. It’s unfortunate because some of us really enjoyed your tarot card readings.
@jooliehoang and the HOA have had enough of their witch neighbours:
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I’ll make sure to provide plenty of substrate in your cages for burrowing. Burrowing builds character, or at least I hope it does.
@EliseSeyfried on a novel parenting technique:
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Here are the best five-star places to go when you just need to end things. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a butler, a masseuse, and unlimited drinks?
@ambergib on enjoying the buffet after a break-up:
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I gave up on my sourdough starter three months ago when it turned grey and started emitting a strange, high-pitch sound.
@janineannett on some would-be cooks reading comprehension:
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I like to put them in slowly at first, then faster, faster – my students’ grades, of course. “B...C...A...A...A plus!” I climax.
@amymelissaestes on one teacher’s deepest (remote) fantasies:
widgetmag.com/2021/05/teache…