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Future comic book villain.

Joined April 2009
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Imma tell y’all what’s funny. Trying to be an informed American citizen while running into paywalls on any credible online news source.
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Although T-shirt sales have concluded for the #Dusick800, you can still be a part of this great event by donating. All donations benefit @IKnowDaveDusick and Riley Children’s Hospital 🍻 BeerForCharity.com | #ItsForTheKids
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*New Merch Alert* We now have #Dusick800 shirts and coozies available at BeerForCharity.com. All proceeds from sales benefit the @IKnowDaveDusick Foundation so grab yours today.
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To those who haven’t picked up their BFC/PPM hooded shirt yet, you have until next Sunday (11/14) to get your order in. After sales conclude, shirts will be printed & shipped. You can order yours at BeerForCharity.com. All proceeds go to the Lymphoma Research Foundation.
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For a limited time only, we will have @BeerForCharity/@parker_pm9 hoodies available. As you may be aware, our friend Parker was recently diagnosed with lymphoma. The proceeds from sales will be donated to the Lymphoma Research Foundation.
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Want to sponsor a beer(s) in this years #Dusick800? Follow the link 👇🏼 beerforcharity.com/beer-spon…
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Our live broadcast schedule for the @bobolinkliquor #Dusick750 Morning Show Sat, Jan 16 - 10am EST Sun, Jan 17 - 10am EST You can tune into the show at the following links on Saturday & Sunday twitch.tv/thetunacan79 YouTube.com/elbowsuptv
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Hey @bertkreischer in 2019 my sister and I had tickets to come see ya... then we got sucked into this philanthropic drunken wormhole. Our logic was what would Bert do? Since then I've always felt it's been right up your alley. #itsforthekids
In 2019 a group of friends drank 500 beers, in 2020 it was 600. In 2021 were tackling 750. All for charity over the course of a single weekend🍻 BeerForCharity.com #ItsForTheKids
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I met some cows today and I really think if everyone just took a moment out of their day to pet some cows the world would be a better place. It made my entire day better.
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I found some old video diaries on my computer that I made like 7 years ago. So my evening has consisted of me yelling at a screen saying, "you dumb bitch" and "Oh my god it gets so much worse"
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Shelby Armstrong retweeted
That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.
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I woke up out of a dead sleep last night and made this.
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Breaking: Taco Bell has removed their entire menu and replaced it with kicking you in the dick and putting a DUI checkpoint in their drive-thru lane.
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Shelby Armstrong retweeted
You’re telling me Hazel nut in this coffee?
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