my life

Joined July 2020
Stevie Wonder when people catch on to him:
the discourse around You Can See Everything is insufferable
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How do you give a guy $325 million without ever throwing a pitch in MLB
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They updating the CVS Terms of Service. Just spreading the word
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when u have to go to the job u prayed to god for
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Why is Inde Navarrette giving Jim Harbaugh
Tate McRae, Antonela Roccuzzo, Inde Navarrette and Angelique Kerber together at the 2026 US Open.
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showing my barber a picture of my dentist
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Anthony Bourdain: fuck, that’s yummy. That’s really fucking yummy in my tummy, man.
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I'm just going to say it— There is a kind of coastal American soccer fan who believes his fandom makes him a cosmopolitan global citizen, who cannot bring himself to root for the USMNT because it represents the parochialism his soccer fandom is meant to transcend. I hate him.
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Last night was a covert Kalshi ad bro 🔥🔥
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My album Vessel is out everywhere!!! Thanks to everyone who helped bring this to life 😌
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Oxygen From the album Vessel out on 5/8
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(going through grandpas old stuff, finding a hardcore gay porn magazine from the 80s) he got this off a dead kraut in normandy
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NileRed probably fucks crazy
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the grinch hates Christmas in a funny and kinda whimsical way. on the other hand i feel like ebenzer scrooge hates christmas because he did research and came to his conclusion n shit
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turking and stuffy
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everybody go outside right now and beat the fuck out of your local marlins guy #AttackMarlinsGuy
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Dodgers right-hander Yoshinobu Yamamoto just threw the first complete game in the postseason in eight years. The last one: Justin Verlander on this very day in 2017 in Game 2 of the ALCS. After a leadoff home run, Yamamoto was near-perfect, and the Dodgers now lead the NLCS, 2-0.
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addicted to these young men
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Roki Sasaki strikes out Cal Raleigh with 3 NASTY splitters 😳
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While everyone is distracted, I'm going to sneak in that I think it's basically fine to eat dog
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