“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter." — E.E. Cummings

Dallas, TX
Joined December 2009
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Prank Calls: “Yeah…I towed your car‼️” 😆🤣
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Prank Calls: “Um…about the sandwich you just ate…” 😱🤣
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😱 Hell no, bro‼️ Throw that back‼️ 🤣😂🤣
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I so wanna be a girl dad😅😅😅
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lmao poor girl just so excited 🤣🤣😭
Ghosted after 1st date call back —Jubal in the Morning😂😂😂 #Funny #Calls #TheJubalShow
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Bro was still ready for the fight, tho.
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This guy pops up in my facebook doomscrolling all the time I fucking love him
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The guy’s laugh when he figures out what the call is for. Priceless. 😂😂😂😂😂
Ghosted call back — Jubal in the Morning😂😂😂
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Oh snap! She shouldn’t have cheated. 😆 That food looks amazeballs.
Ghosted call back — Jubal in the Morning😂😂😂
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Dogs are so wild! Get a cat 🐱 😹😹😹
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Dogs are so wild! Get a cat 🐱 😹😹😹
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Replying to @jamaicastar
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Kids got it so easy, my momma woulda fucked me up if I tried her like this
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Second Date Follow Up — “Jubal ruins the chance of a second date” 🤣
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Boys boys boys
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First Date Follow Up: “She scared me‼️” 🤣🤣🤣 #BrookeAndJubal #CallBacks #Funny
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I used to be like "Oh the difference between boys and girls is mostly how you raise them." Then I grew up... and had three of them.
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