Albus retweeted
what the f*ck. Grok Bot just helped me win in court against my ex-wife
mid-divorce. her lawyer shows up with photos of me at every bar I went to that month. and tells the judge I'M the one stalking HER
custody hearing in 3 weeks
Grok Bot said someone's following me. let's prove it
it set up an open-source tool called Chasing Your Tail. a Raspberry Pi in my glovebox that logs every phone around you and flags the ones that keep showing up
github.com/azmatt/chasing_yo…
8 days later: one phone, 23 times, 9 places
my house. my kids' school. my office. my gym. the bar
then it checked which Wi-Fi networks that phone remembers:
"Hartley_Investigations"
"Jenna_Home_5G"
a private investigator. who's been inside my ex-wife's house
she hired a PI to follow me and told the court I was following her
the logs went to my lawyer as Exhibit C
her stalking claim got thrown out. 50/50 custody
lawyers don't win custody battles anymore. Grok Bot does
prompt + how to turn it into a Grok Bot skill below 👇
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This post fabricates a personal story of using Grok and Chasing Your Tail to win in court. The account posts similar simulated tales (some explicitly illustrative), while the tool is experimental and intended for legitimate counter-surveillance.
github.com/ArgeliusLabs/C…
argeliuslabs.com/the-return-of-…
x.com/0xAlbus/status…
x.com/pjfitzpatrick/…
what the f*ck. Grok Bot just helped me win in court against my ex-wife
mid-divorce. her lawyer shows up with photos of me at every bar I went to that month. and tells the judge I'M the one stalking HER
custody hearing in 3 weeks
Grok Bot said someone's following me. let's prove it
it set up an open-source tool called Chasing Your Tail. a Raspberry Pi in my glovebox that logs every phone around you and flags the ones that keep showing up
github.com/azmatt/chasing_yo…
8 days later: one phone, 23 times, 9 places
my house. my kids' school. my office. my gym. the bar
then it checked which Wi-Fi networks that phone remembers:
"Hartley_Investigations"
"Jenna_Home_5G"
a private investigator. who's been inside my ex-wife's house
she hired a PI to follow me and told the court I was following her
the logs went to my lawyer as Exhibit C
her stalking claim got thrown out. 50/50 custody
lawyers don't win custody battles anymore. Grok Bot does
prompt + how to turn it into a Grok Bot skill below 👇
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This post fabricates a personal story of using Grok and Chasing Your Tail to win in court. The account posts similar simulated tales (some explicitly illustrative), while the tool is experimental and intended for legitimate counter-surveillance.
github.com/ArgeliusLabs/C…
argeliuslabs.com/the-return-of-…
x.com/0xAlbus/status…
x.com/pjfitzpatrick/…
the prompt I used 👇
I think I'm being followed. Help me prove it or rule it out.
1. Walk me through setting up Chasing Your Tail (github.com/azmatt/chasing_yo…) on a Raspberry Pi in my car, step by step. Passive logging only, nothing that connects to or interferes with anyone's device
2. When I upload the logs, find every device seen near me in 3+ different places
3. For each one, build a timeline: where, when, how long, how close
4. List the Wi-Fi networks those devices have saved and tell me what they suggest
5. Turn it into a clean, timestamped evidence report I can hand to my lawyer
If nothing looks suspicious, say so. Don't guess dramatically.
what the f*ck. Grok Bot just showed me who's been coming into our apartment and his exact movement patterns
my gf kept saying our place smells like cologne when we get home. neither of us wears any
Grok Bot pulled our smart lock history. 14 entries that weren't us
a code called "Maintenance". added by our landlord's account. never mentioned
every entry: tuesdays and thursdays, 11 AM to 2 PM. while we're both at work
then it replayed last thursday from our smart home sensors:
11:42 door unlocked
11:44 heat up to 74°
11:51 fridge opened
11:58 18 min in our bedroom
12:05 bathroom fan on for 22 min
1:51 door locked
he showers at our place
this is the same guy who promised he "ALWAYS gives 24h notice"
his code is gone. Grok Bot saved every entry, the replay and his "24h notice" text
so now we're the ones setting terms. either the rent goes down, or all of it goes to a lawyer
save the prompt below and check your own apartment or house 👇
I'm attaching exports or screenshots from my smart lock app and smart home apps (lock activity, access codes/users, motion sensors, thermostat, cameras, lights).
Act as a home security analyst and check who has been in my home:
1. List every person, phone key and access code that can unlock my door. Mark any I didn't create or don't recognize
2. Find every unlock that happened when nobody who lives here was home. Our usual schedule: [your work hours / days]
3. For each of those entries, rebuild a timeline from all sensors: which rooms had motion, what was turned on or changed, how long they stayed
4. Show any pattern: same days, same hours, same code
5. Tell me what to save as evidence before I change anything, and then how to remove the access
Be specific and use exact timestamps. If everything looks normal, say so.
Albus retweeted
WHAT THE F*CK. Grok Bot just told me there's a tracker in my flashlight
the first time I met my girlfriend's parents, her dad gave me a keychain flashlight. engraved "Whitaker Family"
I'm not a Whitaker
it died in a week. charged it, still dead. I asked Grok Bot to fix it
it told me to unscrew it
inside, next to the battery: a tracker. that's what was eating the battery
owner's number: "Rick (Sarah's Dad)"
2,316 locations sent to his phone since Sep 26
last friday he checked 37 times
my office. my gym. the sports bar for 4 hours. my ex's street at 1:12 AM
I told Grok Bot to turn it off. it said don't. if it goes dark, he knows you found it
so the flashlight lives in a drawer at home now. Rick thinks I never leave the house
Grok Bot's new rule: every gift her family gives me goes through it first
check every "random" gift you got. keychains, chargers, plushies, car stuff
prompt I used below 👇
WHAT THE F*CK. Grok Bot just told me there's a tracker in my flashlight
the first time I met my girlfriend's parents, her dad gave me a keychain flashlight. engraved "Whitaker Family"
I'm not a Whitaker
it died in a week. charged it, still dead. I asked Grok Bot to fix it
it told me to unscrew it
inside, next to the battery: a tracker. that's what was eating the battery
owner's number: "Rick (Sarah's Dad)"
2,316 locations sent to his phone since Sep 26
last friday he checked 37 times
my office. my gym. the sports bar for 4 hours. my ex's street at 1:12 AM
I told Grok Bot to turn it off. it said don't. if it goes dark, he knows you found it
so the flashlight lives in a drawer at home now. Rick thinks I never leave the house
Grok Bot's new rule: every gift her family gives me goes through it first
check every "random" gift you got. keychains, chargers, plushies, car stuff
prompt I used below 👇
I'm attaching photos of a gift someone gave me, outside and opened up if possible.
Act as a hardware security analyst and inspect it:
1. Tell me what this device is supposed to be and what parts it normally needs
2. List every component you can see in the photos
3. Flag anything that doesn't belong: extra circuit boards, antennas, SIM slots, Bluetooth/GPS/cellular chips, microphones, tiny camera lenses, or a battery bigger than the device needs
4. For each flagged part: what it likely is, whether it can send location, audio or video, and how confident you are
5. Tell me what to check next: my phone's tracker scan, which apps or accounts it could be linked to, and what to photograph as proof before I touch anything
Be specific. If it looks normal, say so. Don't guess dramatically.
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Albus retweeted
What the f*ck. Grok Bot just found out how my wife’s ex knew where we spent our honeymoon
he texted her «Cancún looks good on you 🙂»
we never posted it. not one story.
my wife insisted we invite him to our wedding. «we’re adults, it’s fine»
9:44 PM he asks for her phone to take a picture of us
9:46 PM he takes the picture
9:47 PM he turns on location sharing from her phone to his number, saved as «Photo Booth 📷»
9:47 PM he deletes the notification
1,127 location checks since that night
412 at our home
203 at her office
38 on our honeymoon in Cancún
one button and he lost her. he wasn’t notified
saturday, 11:58 PM, he opened Find My. nothing came back
What the f*ck. Grok Bot just found out how my wife’s ex knew where we spent our honeymoon
he texted her «Cancún looks good on you 🙂»
we never posted it. not one story.
my wife insisted we invite him to our wedding. «we’re adults, it’s fine»
9:44 PM he asks for her phone to take a picture of us
9:46 PM he takes the picture
9:47 PM he turns on location sharing from her phone to his number, saved as «Photo Booth 📷»
9:47 PM he deletes the notification
1,127 location checks since that night
412 at our home
203 at her office
38 on our honeymoon in Cancún
one button and he lost her. he wasn’t notified
saturday, 11:58 PM, he opened Find My. nothing came back
WHAT THE F*CK???
Grok Bot just caught a fake call from my girlfriend. she was sitting 2 meters away from me, playing a game?!
"she" called me crying, begging for $2,000. "babe it's me. I'm in trouble. please don't tell anyone"
I put it on speaker. her voice. her crying. her number on the screen
then Grok Bot popped up: "something's off with this call"
the voice was synthetic. 97% match to her. her phone wasn't on a call. she had headphones on and no idea
a voice effects app she installed for one joke in April had been uploading her voice notes. 340 of them. 2.5 hours of her voice
that's all it takes now
after tonight we set a safe word. me, her, both our families
do it today. before someone calls you with a voice you'd never question.
Albus retweeted
what the f*ck. Grok Bot noticed something was wrong with my 15-year-old son Max before I did
it sent me this at 9:18 PM:
"Something's off. His Screen Time limits have been off for 52 days, and there's money coming in."
Screen Time said 2 hours a day. he was on his phone till 3 AM
a "calculator" app hidden in a folder. it's not a calculator. it's a chat app where messages disappear
47 Cash App payments from kids at his school. $1,240. all after 3:10 PM. all on school days
his phone was in the parking lot behind the gym 31 times
"same as last time? 2 carts"
my son was selling THC vapes at school
I wanted to storm into his room. Grok Bot told me to talk first and take the phone after
we talked for 2 hours. he told me who he gets them from. he cried. so did I
Screen Time is back on. with a passcode he doesn't know
check your kids' phones tonight. I got lucky. I caught it while it's still only vapes
the exact prompt I used to check his phone is in the comments 👇
what the f*ck. Grok Bot noticed something was wrong with my 15-year-old son Max before I did
it sent me this at 9:18 PM:
"Something's off. His Screen Time limits have been off for 52 days, and there's money coming in."
Screen Time said 2 hours a day. he was on his phone till 3 AM
a "calculator" app hidden in a folder. it's not a calculator. it's a chat app where messages disappear
47 Cash App payments from kids at his school. $1,240. all after 3:10 PM. all on school days
his phone was in the parking lot behind the gym 31 times
"same as last time? 2 carts"
my son was selling THC vapes at school
I wanted to storm into his room. Grok Bot told me to talk first and take the phone after
we talked for 2 hours. he told me who he gets them from. he cried. so did I
Screen Time is back on. with a passcode he doesn't know
check your kids' phones tonight. I got lucky. I caught it while it's still only vapes
the exact prompt I used to check his phone is in the comments 👇
the prompt I used. paste it into Grok Bot with your kid's iPhone next to you:
"I'm a parent and I manage my child's iPhone through Family Sharing. Walk me through checking it step by step, one screen at a time:
1. Settings → Screen Time → [child's name]: are App Limits, Downtime and Content & Privacy Restrictions actually on? When was anything last changed?
2. Is a Screen Time passcode set, and is it one my child doesn't know?
3. Look through every home screen page and folder: list any app that looks like a utility (calculator, notes, vault) but is really a chat or a hidden photo app.
4. Check App Store purchase history and Ask to Buy for apps installed in the last 3 months.
5. Check Settings → Wallet & Apple Pay and any payment apps (Cash App, Venmo, PayPal) for incoming money I can't explain.
Don't change anything without asking me first. At the end give me a short summary and how to start a calm conversation with my kid about what we found."
and talk first. take the phone after.
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Albus retweeted
what the f*ck. Grok Bot just told me how my ex-wife won our divorce and took everything I had
the house. the car. half my savings. custody of the dog
for 18 months I thought someone snitched. a friend. a coworker. her sister. I accused half my contacts
nobody snitched
her iPad was still logged into my Apple Account. since 2022. she just opened Find My and watched me
Nov 14. Dec 6. Jan 17. Feb 21. every time I was at Anna's. the girl I was seeing behind her back. every time after 11:30 PM. she screenshotted all of it
March 2025 her lawyer slid them across the table. "Exhibit B". that's where I lost everything
I sat there like an idiot trying to figure out who sold me out. it was my own account
and the worst part? she never stopped. 418 more checks after the divorce. every Friday. 11:42 PM. like a ritual
Anna's my girlfriend now. my ex still knew every night I spent at her place
I removed her iPad tonight. one button
Friday 11:42 PM she opened Find My again
nothing came back 😌
check who's on your account before someone else does
illustrative build, numbers simulated
what the f*ck. Grok Bot just told me how my ex-wife won our divorce and took everything I had
the house. the car. half my savings. custody of the dog
for 18 months I thought someone snitched. a friend. a coworker. her sister. I accused half my contacts
nobody snitched
her iPad was still logged into my Apple Account. since 2022. she just opened Find My and watched me
Nov 14. Dec 6. Jan 17. Feb 21. every time I was at Anna's. the girl I was seeing behind her back. every time after 11:30 PM. she screenshotted all of it
March 2025 her lawyer slid them across the table. "Exhibit B". that's where I lost everything
I sat there like an idiot trying to figure out who sold me out. it was my own account
and the worst part? she never stopped. 418 more checks after the divorce. every Friday. 11:42 PM. like a ritual
Anna's my girlfriend now. my ex still knew every night I spent at her place
I removed her iPad tonight. one button
Friday 11:42 PM she opened Find My again
nothing came back 😌
check who's on your account before someone else does
illustrative build, numbers simulated
Albus retweeted
what the F*CK Grok bot just showed me???
A wallpaper app I opened once in 2024 was going through my Hidden album every night at 3 AM
the photos of me and my girlfriend. 2.5 years of them. 212 uploaded while I slept
Grok Bot found it. my phone was hot every morning, so I gave it my App Privacy Report and asked what my phone does at night
3 apps on a night shift:
→ a sleep-sounds app · mic on 14 min a night
→ a keyboard · 412 network calls
→ the wallpaper app · Hidden album · 212 reads · 96 MB out
it blurred them before showing me. I swiped anyway. blurred. blurred. blurred. "read 3:07 AM" under each one
one button, 3 switches, done. but those photos are already somewhere
she still doesn't know
check yours before bed
what the F*CK Grok bot just showed me???
A wallpaper app I opened once in 2024 was going through my Hidden album every night at 3 AM
the photos of me and my girlfriend. 2.5 years of them. 212 uploaded while I slept
Grok Bot found it. my phone was hot every morning, so I gave it my App Privacy Report and asked what my phone does at night
3 apps on a night shift:
→ a sleep-sounds app · mic on 14 min a night
→ a keyboard · 412 network calls
→ the wallpaper app · Hidden album · 212 reads · 96 MB out
it blurred them before showing me. I swiped anyway. blurred. blurred. blurred. "read 3:07 AM" under each one
one button, 3 switches, done. but those photos are already somewhere
she still doesn't know
check yours before bed
THIS SHOULDN'T WORK!!??
GrokBot hijacked the screen of a Rolls-Royce mid-drive and turned $1,200 into $4,976
pump.fun volume spiked +312% in 4 minutes. GrokBot caught it before I did. both hands on the wheel, it did the rest
what happened on the screen:
→ "connected to Rolls-Royce Dawn display"
→ every new pump.fun coin got scored 0–100: dev wallet, LP, bundles, X posts
→ high score → BUY, live chart with the entry line
→ low score → SKIP, and you watch it rug right on the chart
→ every sell dropped into the trade log while I kept driving
what it traded:
→ $CASH · 16 · dev holds 44% → SKIP → rugged 5s later
→ $Goldcoin · 91 · dev 1%, LP burned → BUY → +102%, +$306
→ $Bank · 22 · 63% bundled → SKIP → bank run 3s later
→ $CROWN · 88 · holders look organic → BUY → +147%, +$588
→ $PIGGY · 76 · mid score, small bag → BUY → stop loss, −$74
→ $MONEYFACE · 9 · same dev rugged 3 coins → SKIP → rugged 2s later
→ $JACKPOT · 94 · 34K posts on X → BUY → +239%, +$1,436
→ $TROPHY · 96 · 41K posts on X → BUY → +190%, +$1,520
→ goal 4x hit. GrokBot stopped trading
auto-withdrew the $3,776 profit to my wallet. the $1,200 stays in for the next run
5 trades. 4 wins. 1 loss of $74
3 coins skipped. all 3 rugged on the chart
the rules GrokBot set for itself:
score under 75 → don't buy
dev holds more than 10% → skip
bundles over 25% → skip
same dev as an old rug → skip forever
every buy gets a stop loss
hits 4x → stops and waits for me
never asks me to touch the screen while I'm driving
a Rolls-Royce, a night drive, and a bot trading the whole spike before the next light
illustrative build, numbers simulated
WHAT the F**K is happening with Grok Bot now????
I asked GrokBot for a trading terminal. it built me NASA mission control for memecoins.
$1,000 → $5,374 in 25 seconds
how it works on screen:
→ every new pump.fun launch rolls onto the pad as a rocket
→ GrokBot runs a pre-flight check 0–100: dev wallet, LP, bundles, X posts
→ high score → GO FOR LAUNCH, the flight path is the live chart
→ low score → NO GO, and you watch it blow up on the pad
→ every win lands in the launch log and the balance climbs
what it checked:
→ $MONEYBAG · 92 · dev 1%, LP burned → LAUNCH → +138%, +$414
→ $FLYCASH · 17 · dev holds 41% → NO GO → flew away 4s later
→ $richcat · 86 · holders look organic → LAUNCH → +94%, +$376
→ $BOMB · 23 · 58% bundled by snipers → NO GO → blew up 3s later
→ $DICE · 74 · mid, small bag → LAUNCH → stop loss, −$68
→ $Rocket · 95 · 38K posts on X → LAUNCH → +290%, +$1,740
→ $GHOST · 11 · same dev rugged 3 coins → NO GO → vanished 2s later
→ $DIAMOND · 94 · 31K posts on X → LAUNCH → +239%, +$1,912
→ goal 5x hit. GrokBot closed the launch pad
slid to withdraw the profit. $4,374 to my wallet, the $1,000 stays on the pad for the next run
5 launches. 4 wins. 1 loss of $68
3 coins grounded. all 3 blew up on the pad
the rules GrokBot wrote for itself:
score under 75 → no launch
dev holds more than 8% → grounded
bundles over 20% → grounded
same dev as an old rug → banned from the pad forever
every launch gets a parachute (stop loss)
hits 5x → closes the pad and waits for me
you're still refreshing pump.fun and guessing. GrokBot runs a pre-flight check on every launch the second it drops
illustrative build, numbers simulated