Keef retweeted
hey, i’m hiring a content marketer to help tell the uniswap story
this person would work super closely with me on gtms, announcements, builder content, and much more
you’re a good fit if you:
- have 1-3 years of experience making content
- are obsessed with defi
- can write long form copy
- know X inside and out (and other platforms too)
if that’s you, apply below (NYC only!)
jobs.ashbyhq.com/uniswap/086…
Easy
Announcing No Limit: a bot building tournament hosted by @Sequoia, @citsecurities and @OpenAI.
Teams of 1 or 2 get 60 minutes to build a pokerbot from scratch.
Agents play thousands of games across six scored rounds.
Open to university students and recent grads (‘25 or ‘26).
Regionals in Boston, Pittsburgh and the Bay Area in early November. Top five teams from each fly to the Finals. $100K grand prize.
Keef retweeted
Replying to @nickjcal
Dear Nick Calandra, you no-game-making-motherfucker:
Chuds already made their own games.
Chuds made Doom and Quake. Chuds made Unreal and Unreal Tournament, which means chuds made the Unreal Engine. Chuds made the original Mass Effect. And Gears of War. And Call of Duty. Minecraft was made by a chud. We have chuds to thank for Half-Life, Portal, and Team Fortress, which means we also have chuds to thank for Steam. And if you think the old Duke Nukem games weren't made by chuds, then you have serious brain damage. Chuds made Marathon, but you don't know what that is, so I'll just tell you that chuds made Oni, but you don't know what that is, either, so I'll just tell you that chuds made Halo. Also Starcraft. And Warcraft, and no, I didn't forget to say "World of".
Chuds invented the entire gaming industry while you were still nothing more than a significant glance between your mom and a drunken hobo.
You might gain some temporary satisfaction that your bioleninist friends have ruined many of these franchises. You may even think it was worth all the money they lost, especially because it wasn't your money.
But chuds can, and are, still creating, which they can do indefinitely. Which means long after the mutant freaks run out of sponsorship money.
foreshadowing
nitter.gq/ThinkingUSD/status/202…
Fear = attention
Attention = money
When ai funding starts to slowdown they need to change the narrative
Always orchestrated
Always planned
This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history.
"Black October" they're calling it
It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year*
SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS:
YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year):
1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline.
2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4.
3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status
4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers
5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down.
6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer
7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014
8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies
9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline
10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan
MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents):
11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up
12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites
13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested
14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers
15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations
16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls
17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline
18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen
19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites
20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor
21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets
22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins
23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached
Also serious:
24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach
25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool
26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware
27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea
Keef retweeted
Replying to @blknoiz06
Look at the timeline
No one outside of paid off pump shills wants these celeb coins or for kols to become 'celebs' and extract even more from the plebs
Every coin has pumpdex fees, pumpswap, terminal or bot fees, creator rewards, cashback, call out rewards, etc
It is endless extraction, taking money out of coins and giving it to deployers, bundlers and kols, making the slice of the pie plebs have access to ever smaller
But it's the plebs that make this space - without them - there's nothing to extract
But you are bleeding us dry
Meanwhile yourself and others have taken huge paid deals from pump, when instead you have the platform to lead us to a better way if you wanted to
Robinhood took marketshare from pump and sol and the market was great, now the market share has gone back to pump and we are all getting farmed to zero again
This is because pump only cares about spending money to generate fees through their ecosystem. They don't care about coins that people hold because they don't make anything from it. They need pnds for their revenue. With each pnd deploy a huge amount is extracted from the trenches, never to be seen again. This is not sustainable. And it's why it's rare to see coins on pump go to a high mc. It's a race to the bottom
Where is the airdrop? Will you start advocating for it again? Or do the plebs have to give it up so 'celeb' kols can get paid?
Keef retweeted
DMs are open if you want to partner with Beezie and integrate our claw machines APIs 👀
Over the last few weeks, we’ve had a surprising amount of inbound from teams asking for access to @Beezie APIs.
We kept saying “soon.”
Not because it was a massive technical lift. We were just balls deep shipping a bunch of other things like Luxury and [redacted].
Once things cooled down, we went back through the inbound, spoke to teams about what they actually wanted to build, and decided to prioritize it.
v1 of our APIs took 5 days to build.
Selected teams can now plug directly into Beezie’s infrastructure across:
→ Claw
→ Marketplace
→ Redemptions
And build their own experiences on top of it.
A few integrations using Beezie tech are already live in stealth. More will start becoming visible over the coming weeks and months.
The speed here is also something I’m particularly proud of.
Once we decided this mattered, the team went from conversations → requirements → APIs → testing. No months-long roadmap. No massive project.
Just ship.
The longer-term goal is simple: make Beezie the easiest all-in-one infrastructure layer for teams that want to bring these experiences into their own products.
We’re opening API access selectively for now.
If you’re a legit team building in the space with a proven record of non-sussy past, DM me.
Keef retweeted
⟣ The Auction has officially ended ⟢
The remaining 545 Supply will be raffled in Jailed-state amongst holders & the broader Web3 community, right here on X.
Comment your wallet address ⬇️
Keef retweeted
Less than 2 Days until the Sale.
[Public Auction starting Sept 15th, 9 AM EST]
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