saiʎan 🏴‍☠️

Adalet Bakanı Akın Gürlek, Meclis plan bütçe komisyonunda, Turan Taşkın Özer’e; • “Turan Taşkın Özer, Ekrem İmamoğlu’nun avukatısın. Milletvekili dokunulmazlığından yararlandın. • Hakkındaki fezleke Meclis’e geldi. Hadi seninkini de kaldıralım, benimkini de kaldıralım. Var mısın?” • Şu an milletvekili olmasan evin aranacaktı."

i have a theory that a lot of high intelligence individuals perform better with less sleep because they're generally very neurotic and a lack of sleep helps them enter a delusional state that gives them the positive attitude they need to take advantage of their abilities

Startup idea: Faraday Cage Homes

wtf are they feeding deadlock artists?

I just jailbroke my kindle and it’s such a fucking black pill. 60 min with Astra was enough to make the kindle a good experience?? All these years I thought we just didn’t have the technology for a good e-reader but it was just corpo slop and incompetence.

You realize this is a dream job for a sizable chunk of the population. Immured inside a big concrete cylinder & drip fed worm percocet so you can play Space Shipping Tycoon for 5,000 years in a row. There’s guys out there doing that for free right now

BYD 폭발사고 ... 아니 .. 뭐 엄청 크게 사고 난 것도 아닌 것 같은데 ... 차가 저렇게 불타지 ㄷㄷ

the way shes acting her ass off and hes just… there