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diffusing ai across the real world economy is really hard
long lake is the perfect team purpose built to do it
i’ve never met a more ambitious group. grateful to work w @alextaubman @rasmuswissmann and co
excited to be first to take a swing like this, jobs not finished‼️😼📈
Today, Long Lake completed our $6.3B acquisition of Amex GBT.
Long Lake acquires and transforms generational businesses with AI across the American services economy.
Amex GBT is the travel partner for 17,500 businesses in 140 countries. Last year, Amex GBT booked 35 million trips for 10 million travelers.
This marks Long Lake’s 40th acquisition, and our family of companies now employs nearly 30,000 people.
We founded Long Lake three years ago with the thesis that AI is going to change every company, but there’s a large overhang between AI capabilities and how most businesses leverage AI tools.
We partner with strong, profitable, and growing businesses to help them deploy AI and improve their customer service.
Our first cohort of companies has doubled their EBITDA in less than two years through topline and productivity growth, all while increasing headcount. (We’re proud to say that we’ve never conducted a layoff.)
We’re excited to share a bit more about what we’ve been up to.
saas spend is the dark forest
make too much noise on the balance sheet and get smited by the internal vibe coding army
PSA: IF YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF STORAGE ON YOUR MAC AND YOU USE THE CODEX DESKTOP APP, YOU PROBS HAVE A GAZILLION GB OF "CRASH DUMPS" (EG USELESS SHIT) TAKING UP ALL YOUR STORAGE
it’s time to have a conversation about 20vc
directionally wrong much of the time 🤣🤣🤣
Replying to @HarryStebbings
da fuck you talking about?
we got so many models on our API. you want spark, we got spark. you want wonder, we got wonder. you want image, we got image.
actually pretty clear the downfall started when he lost the mandate here
somali pirates but make it data
return to the whaling days of VC when there was actual risk
trad money won’t put $$$ into these data pirates, informal black markets may crop up where u can front ur buddy for token/infra costs and they give u a cut of the booty from the labs
as esoteric data becomes more valuable, you can easily imagine ambitious, morally ambiguous data gold miners taking on riskier and adventurous ways of getting it
for example, traveling to little known parts of the world to broker a data deal
or even in a more extreme case hacking and exfiltrating data without the underlying company knowing
or breaking into a boomer office and scanning all the paper documents they have
thinking that the quest for rare tokens will lead to some indiana jones / somali pirate esque stories in the next couple yrs
you should be long security
full metal alchemist and equivalent exchange applies to synthetic data
unfortunately if your evals are fully synthed they will not have a soul
human data companies are philosophers stone dealers
as esoteric data becomes more valuable, you can easily imagine ambitious, morally ambiguous data gold miners taking on riskier and adventurous ways of getting it
for example, traveling to little known parts of the world to broker a data deal
or even in a more extreme case hacking and exfiltrating data without the underlying company knowing
or breaking into a boomer office and scanning all the paper documents they have
thinking that the quest for rare tokens will lead to some indiana jones / somali pirate esque stories in the next couple yrs
you should be long security
some yc founder tried to follow my gf up the building elevator while asking where she worked lol 😬
so far this past 2 batches of yc founders have
1. tried to enter my apartment by following me and making small talk at 11pm
2. hit me with a car outside of my house
3. doxxed my gf's tiktok
4. tried to talk to me while i was at the bottom of a squat
5. grabbed my arm before getting into an uber to pitch me their startup
please guys be normal
very unfortunate its come to this but even now in the short term it will become existential to
SURVEIL YOUR EMPLOYEES
RECORD EVERYTHING
ENDPOINT SECURITY
i have always been surprised by how high trust tech companies have been
my tweeting philosophy is to actually treat twitter as a memory.md file
you should honestly just post your random musings (i.e. shitposts) and not care what other ppl think
this might sound narcissistic but i often search through my old tweets if i want to understand how i thought about something in the past and if thats changed
honestly if ur tweet gets minimal likes its probably alpha (either that or its really fucking stupid and u should feel bad xd [schrodingers engagement])
ai matchmaker agi proof
evidence: # of ai/tech employees who r single 😿
Today we announced an agreement to acquire Bumble.
Over the past six months, we’ve looked at hundreds of companies, asking which businesses would become more valuable as AI advances.
Bumble stood out.
As intelligence becomes more abundant, we believe connecting with the right person and forming meaningful relationships will become even more precious. And frontier technology can help more people find and build those relationships.
Our purpose at Ithaca is to apply frontier technology to things that matter. We acquire enduring businesses, transform them with technology, and hold for the long term. We focus on businesses not only for their financial potential but their ability to enrich lives.
Whitney and her team have built something extraordinary. Millions of relationships began on Bumble, and we’re honored to help take it into its next era. Together we intend to build the best company in the world for helping people find each other.
Let’s get to work.
everything happened exactly as scheduled except the hokies took the L
sick to my stomach 😪
no such nyc experience as an absolute bender with the boiz getting back at 3am and immediately getting ready to leave 4am for my 6am flight, arriving 9:30am SFO getting ready to go to a college football game one hour away starting at 12:30pm
the real proof of work was the tokens we burned on the way
there’s a billion dollars locked in ur computer and instead of guessing the right SHA u just need to input the right prompt
















