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BREAKING: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang converts to Islam, says he’s been faithful to all three wives.
Yan retweeted
I guarantee you guys Jensen’s wife won’t leave him.
If anything, she’s MORE ATTRACTED to him now.
BADBOY DARK TRIAD serial cheater who RISKED IT ALL for some POONTANG
He didn’t play it safe.
He didn’t sit there thinking about LOSING IT ALL if he’s caught.
He’s one of the biggest names in the world.
One of the RICHEST and most INFLUENTIAL humans of modern day tech.
He let his MICRO LEAD HIM [I’m not talking about Micron Technology]
And ended up in a Chinese spy network with wiretapped hoes and blackmail extortion.
The type of shit you see in Steven Spielberg movies.
ACTION PACKED LIFE.
What do you think his wife is gonna say?
“Omg how could you?”
He FINALLY added some spice to their mundane marriage.
She probably thought HE NEVER HAD IT IN HIM.
And the entire time this 5’6 RICECEL was living a double life.
In the daytime, he’s the face of the AMERICAN ECONOMY.
During the night, he’s ripping open HONEY PACKS and SLAYING Secret Agent WAIFUS without ANYONE KNOWING.
Look,
If he was a regular guy fucking around on the side with some mid bitch,
Totally different story.
But when you’re a DECABILLIONAIRE “good guy” who catches everyone off guard by being a DEVIOUS CHANG [The Chinese version of CHAD],
It’s a massive SMV boost.
His wife will love him x10 harder.
~ Dr. Axius.
Yan retweeted
crazy how if ansem stays in crypto or goes to jail his kids won’t notice any difference
Yan retweeted
last chance to hop on the thiel train
derpetual.
early.derpetual.com/r/yan
we wuz @0xAlphaGEMs
or something
Happy 5th anniversary AlphaGEMs (1st Nov) 💎
We lived through every meta web3 threw at us & somehow we're still here.
Meet the Class of 2026 🎓
Find yourself in the Yearbook & sign your card 📖👇
- vault.alphagems.io/2026yearb…
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Yan retweeted
User funds are safe!
It does look like a hack on Binance. Appreciate the quick freeze from Tether (~$971m) and Circle (~$823m).
I don't manage Binance (.com) anymore, but as a shareholder, I expect all user funds will be fully covered.
Yan retweeted
cc: @jerallaire @paoloardoino @tether @circle
As of block 26300933 (20:57 UTC), there is 2B+ $USDT and $USDC that can be frozen if this is a real hack (which all indicates it is)
0x5227f603c1ee34ce3c06efe6477003bdfccb2f8c (main receiver)
• 971,149,299 USDT
• 780,000,000 USDC
• 12,571.8 XAUt
0x9749292d74fd460982d0912ea9515ea24736c762
• 175,000,000 USDT
0x8d53903625b8e839b9df4bd28b0efb1cd6b8639a
• 190,000,000 USDT
Yan retweeted
1/ Kimchi didn't make $40M on $TRUMP
Not even close.
We traced his wallets and found his actual profits 🧵
Yan retweeted
let me get this right, this @kimchi1x guy gained clout because 95% of crypto twitter is retards that thinks he made 40mil on trump when in reality, the wallet they all thought was his, is actually the wallet of someone in my fnf. when in reality, this kimchi guy bundled coins and launched 24/7 during the memecoin cycle and rugged you guys and you guys are calling him the goat and somehow he larped his way into the jews (alon) giving him a pumpfun deal because he posted pics/videos of his 80lb frame of a body wearing chrome and flexing in cars and private jets. Just making sure if i'm understanding it right.
last chance to hop on the thiel train
derpetual.
early.derpetual.com/r/yan
an anon I have known for more than 10 minutes, who I consider autistic, is convinced @paperdao_xyz will shortly experience asymmetric upside. I don’t know anything concrete, but if I were underexposed, I would be concerned.
>"geoblocked"
>120k supply
they're calling it the first ever H-1B mint
supply based on yesterdays mint number is 122,154
if you do not wish to participate, you can request a refund for the next 8 hours here, then the final supply will be locked
jack.art/creditcheck
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