Nick Trow

"@SportsWankers: Sir Alex Ferguson's scared of balloons 😂😂 vine.co/v/OwDrumgMiOK" Fucking hilarious! #ggmu

Fuck me that was a dreadful second half!

Is Falcao drunk, hes having a shocker!! #mufc

Sat on gods knee for this game! #ggmu

This is my Christmas day, in the car with the lads heading to OT for the game. I dreamt of a 5-1 win with 3 for falcao last night?? #mufc

Leaving OT a happy man, easy win today, not been able to say that for a while! Hull were poor tho, thought they were better than that. #mufc

Check out my boy Ricky B's new line in beanies! As modelled by Dizzy! @PlayerPopcorn

Is it just me or is there something a bit john travolta esque about the beard Daniel ricciardos sporting this weekend? #f1

So Falcao could be the icing on the cake! Problem is we haven't made the cake yet! #MUFC – at Nottingham, England

So Bernie Eccleston is ordered to pay £60m for a bribery charge to be dropped!? Isnt that bribery?? Im confused #F1 – at Carlton, England

Remembered why ive grown to hate the cinema! POPCORN WANKERS! crunchy food sold in rustley paper bags, what the fuck?? #banpopcorn – at West Bridgford, England

So hes ripped up training pitches, planted new trees, made shaw train alone! But is he going to buy anyone? In LVG we trust! #mufc – at Nottingham, England

So the Daily mail haven't reported the iminent signing of Vidal for £47m. This rumour could have legs on it!? #MUFC – at Nottingham, England

Its all down to the mentor ship and patient guidance of @Benwell29 a.k.a "The Fixer" – at Colwick, England

Sponsorship deals, 2nd to none, transfer deals.......jury,s still out! #MUFC – at Nottingham, England

Mr Woodward, please stop appearing on sports pages with that childish grin telling all how much cash we have. Quietly go and spend it!#MUFC – at Nottingham, England

Wait a minute, sky says that Klopp has announced that Hummels is going nowhere!? But the daily mail says....... #MUFC

So the daily mail report a deal for Hummels is imminent. Is it the same reporter who broke the Kroos is a done deal story? #manutd

"@talkSPORT: Transfers on hold for four weeks as I assess #mufc squad, says Louis van Gaal - There it is, the non transfer news! #mufc