Luke Payne retweeted
The media if @realDonaldTrump was a Democrat. You guys see the difference? 🤣🤣🤣
Luke Payne retweeted
The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I felt the need to keep the story alive😂
Eating at brickhouse* couple having first date behind me-
Waiter- are these together or separate
(At the same time)
Boy-separate
Girl-together
Look on everyone’s face- priceless.
most awkward situation I’ve ever been in and I’m not part of it
If you do this.. plz stay in the slow lane then lol nitter.gq/haleyjo2098/status/928…
It’s about that time of your again :) @mdaggett17 nitter.gq/1ldpayne/status/803870…
Had some trick or treaters come to the house.. didn’t have any candy so they got 4 Idaho potatoes.....Our house is definitely getting egged later 😅
You know you're in North Dakota when you play save a horse ride a cowboy and you can't hear the song because of all the boots stomping
My neighbors back is facing a window, I can see him scrolling through tinder right now... bold move on always swiping right guy
Saw a kid taking quarters from the wishing well at the mall.Asked him what he's doing, his response- making my wishes come true #goingplaces
Luke Payne retweeted
What are your Fourth of July plans? Merica. vine.co/v/eE7JJIejOX0
Hey that's me :) @carter6schwan called a construction zone for a reason 😉 but your world, everyone else is just living in it
