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United States of America
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Something I dislike about a lot of the Malfoid edits are how they treat her parents. Everyone can be redeemed...
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Lucius joining up for Dumbledore's army after finding Harry and Dracaena holding hands.
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"Hellfire" Mcgonagall got that nickname after she Transfigurat the oxygen in the Củ Chi tunnels into hydrogen.
🤖 Made with AI
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My brothers, there will come a time when this sight is yours too. When you can claim a Malfoid of your own. Never doubt that, but always move towards it, in the same way that you never doubt victory even as you march towards battle.
We do not tell children stories of knights and dragons to convince them that dragons are real, we teach them because there will come a time in which they meet a dragon of their own, and they must understand that it too can be slain so long as they are heroic and brave. So too do we tell stories of pure and authentic love, so that our brave sensitive young men may know that there are women in the world worth slaying any number of dragons for.
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Perfection.
Only thing better would be if she dropped a line like "I suppose that was an acceptable first kiss, but I expect you to do better next time."
And Harry just staring after her with an open mouth, hand to his lips.
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I think it's all three.
Starts as insulting each other, progresses to hexes, a hex gone wrong sticks them to one another, and then boom - tonsil hockey.
"P-P-Potter, you know Easter is a filthy muggle tradition and there's no reason for this!"
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"P-P-Potter, you know Easter is a filthy muggle tradition and there's no reason for this!"
There's a certain joy in sitting in a waiting room and watching Bob Ross paint on TV. Makes me a lot happier to wait than if they the news or whatever shitty reality TV network on.
Did not have that one on my bingo card...
I thought we'd forgotten all about it.
Greenland update from POTUS via Truth Social:
“BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
There's a certain magic in stepping out of my car and immediately having my ankle collapse for no particular reason.
Ten minutes ago, it was fine. Now? I'm limping like an idiot across this parking lot.
Love it.
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One of the best things I ever did was convince my wife to quit her job and just be a mom.
She has found so much more satisfaction in it than her old career ever gave her. She still struggles with her friend groups who all work, look down on the SAHMs, and pop anti anxiety meds.
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I'm not going to respect countries that date back to the bronze age if they're still in it.
Once again @joelgaines is proven right.
