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not a stan acc. 20+ only

Joined August 2012
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white people be like
Replying to @cinnavyn
i don't 😭 i only feel sad when animals die
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Idk why some adults interact with children with the preconceived notion that they are lying, manipulating narcissists
Replying to @SprigganTiggy
4/4 My mom was devastated, I didn't grasp why at the time and she never questioned me this vehemently ever again lol
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Adulthood really got me like this
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they already do
somewhere in a perfect and ideal alternate reality, everyone is overly obsessed with brainmaxxing instead of looksmaxxing. clavicular is now known as curricular
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they’re giving bryan hodukavich 1 million jobs on tiktok i know his linkedin is crazy
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
when the violin hits in godzilla minus one
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subhanallah daebak
Honored to be the first Asian American and Arab American elected to Congress from Massachusetts. Thank you. 감사합니다. شكرًا.
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hes so perfect… my pilates princess
veep renaissance is incomplete without him
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when i see godzilla’s blood
ゴジラマイナスゼロ 肉がえぐれ骨が断たれ血が流れる怪獣バトルのクオリティもずっとすごいんだけど、それに「狂うかどうかの瀬戸際でなんかずっと様子がおかしい老科学者」が俳優の熱演で食らいついてるのマジですごい 第三の怪獣枠ですよ実質
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she looks so fucking crazy i love it
still the craziest line i’ve ever heard
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Godzilla is shaped like a friend
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the site that revealed that the CIA funded the Paris Review is shuttering and due to NDAs i signed a long time ago that is all i can say about that!
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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let’s not forget about these two MVPs during the veepassance
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he is so handsome
My god look at the determination in his eyes 💀😭😭😭
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confettigirl retweeted
Not loving this journalism trend crediting Taylor for political victories when she hasn’t said anything whatsoever about much of anything this entire decade
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Millions of Paraguayans have lost their savings due to the collapse of a bank involved in corrupt deals orchestrated by right-wing President Santiago Peña. His daughter attends Columbia University in the US and wears a shirt saying "tax the poor".
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excuse me godzilla your tail is about to hit my god damn name
Godzilla Minus Zero (2026)
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