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Musician and (sometimes begrudgingly) loyal fan of teams that give me cardiac arrest (aka Seattle sports).

Olympia, WA
Joined July 2022
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It took way, WAY longer than I ever imagined. But finally, at long last, it's here. So even if you don't care about my incessant ramblings regarding sports, feel free to give this a listen. I put much more time into this than I do Twitter, so take that for what you will.
After 5 long years, the storm has finally arrived. Minotaur's debut EP, "Tales From The Rain" is available to stream NOW on any platform of your choice! Now please, go give it a listen! After all, this is just the beginning...and there's many tales to be told.
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Translation: Fuck you, eat my shorts. Seriously, is Whittingham TRYING to get fired?
Kyle Whittingham on possibly replacing Jason Beck: "Not right now as I’m sitting here at this podium. At some point, you’ve got to have results. It’s a result-driven business,bottom-line business. We’ll re-evaluate everything after the season and determine best course of action."
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A DEFENSIVE STOP. HELL HAS FROZEN OVER. PIGS ARE FLYING.
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You're at the two yard line. And you proceed to: Chuck it deep Chuck it deep Try to chuck it deep, and have to rely on home cooking to avoid a safety Why does Jedd Fisch still have a job again?
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Save us Jamarcus Shepard
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Welp, it was fun having a functional defense while it lasted, Huskies.
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Good start, Mr. Kanzler. Now put your money where your mouth is.
New Mariners manager Jason Kanzler refers to the Astros as "the team that shall not be named" during his introductory press conference 😂
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Unbeaten UCLA and 1 loss BYU are both ranked lower than 2 loss Texas and 2 loss Alabama. That shouldn't be anywhere near a true statement at this juncture in the season, and yet it is. This shit is exactly why people claim SEC bias. What a fucking joke.
First College Football Playoff Rankings IN: 1)Miami 2) Georgia 3)Utah 4) Indiana 5) Alabama 6) Kentucky 7) Texas 8) UCLA 9) BYU 10) Ole Mis 11) Notre Dame *Boise is 25th OUT 12) Ohio State 13) Tennessee 14) LSU 15) Texas Tech
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Hot take that probably no one wants to hear right now: I don't think the Seahawks should fire Brian Fleury. Yes, the offense has been bad. Yes, Fleury has been a part of the issue. HOWEVER, I for one would like to see Mike MacDonald actually attempt to develop a coordinator.
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GIVE THIS MAN THE BALL MORE. Also, please run the ball on the left side of the line more please and thank you.
JSN ‼️
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Best reciever in the league, and it's not close.
JSN with the 21-yard gain 😤 @jaxon_smith1
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There is some shady shit with these refs bro, this is already the second instance of these refs missing a blatant late hit on a Seahawk.
Bears try to execute Sam Darnold on live TV, and don’t get a flag wow
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Take it from someone who watched their team lose to them in the natty, Michigan's defense that year was downright unstoppable. FSU got screwed, sure, but let's not act like they would've fared any better in the Rose Bowl than Alabama did that year.
A moment that altered Florida State’s program and Mike Norvell’s life. Who knows what happens if they reach the CFP that year and play in the Rose Bowl. What transfers and recruits they might’ve landed as a result of that accomplishment. But winning all of their games wasn’t good enough (because a certain conference had to be coddled) and FSU has since gone downhill and Norvell has been fired.
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Conglaturation, Florida State! You have successfully rid yourselves of Jimbo Fisher! Now you get to deal with his $50 million buyout as a result. Have fun in hell!
Florida State has fired coach Mike Norvell, president Richard McCullough tells ESPN.
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Holy shit. We beat Nebraska. Imagine saying that to this fanbase 2 weeks ago.
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Two turnovers. Zero points. Yep, sounds about right.
☔️ Emmanuel Karnley gets in the act. Bring out the Needle!
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What kind of WWE nonsense is this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Christian Watson just hopped out of SHOTGUN of an AMBULANCE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE?!
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Fuck 2026, bro 😭😭😭
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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This should've been Rick Rizzs and @heygoldy last year, man.....
The call from Brewers Radio They’ve waited a lifetime to hear this
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ABOUT TWO YEARS TOONLATE, BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER LETS FUCKING GO. NOW GO GET JT JOHN
Trade: The #Colts are sending eight-time Pro-Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the #Seahawks, per @AdamSchefter and me. Nelson is on an expiring contract and the Colts get back draft capital now before they could lose him in free agency. A Colts legend goes to the champs.
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I swear to the holiest of deities, if this team hires Joe Espada, I'm going to have a real hard time buying into this program any time soon. It's not even the fact he was an Astro, he's literally Scott Servais 2.0.
Sources: The Mariners are bringing in Joe Espada and Jason Kanzler to Seattle this week for in-person interviews for their managerial vacancy. Plus, another name they interviewed that is no longer in the running, and a follow-up on Stephen Vogt... mlb.com/news/mariners-interv…
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