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If you don't want free school lunches for kids I think something is wrong with you. What's even the point of society or technology if we don't do something like that.
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The only one stopping you from achieving your full potential is you. Remember that. You're awesome at it. You'll never achieve your full potential. Not on your watch.
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What if beef jerky is just really big scabs and not even necessarily scabs from a cow.
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My wife thinks I’m being unreasonable because I don’t want her to put the ornament of her & her first husband on the tree again this year. (He died from E. coli he got when Dave Matthews’ tour bus emptied its toilet on that bridge in Chicago as he was passing under on his jet ski
I've been through the Western Desert and caught a horse with no legs
Two fishermen in Australia have caught a bizarre "doomsday fish"
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is called Trachipterus ishikawae, a relative of the oarfish, though it is a different species.
Its Japanese name, ‘Sake-Gashira’,(literally Split-head, not King of sermons ), refers to how its snout extends in a way that makes the face appear as if it’s splitting apart. ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%B5…
x.com/TIGER_WhiteCat…
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Ever talk to someone so stupid you even know they’re using the wrong “there/their/they’re” when speaking?
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looking forward to another week where all the stuff I want to accomplish depends on a sense of self-discipline and executive functioning I've never once possessed in my life
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"If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying you want a country based on Christian values, because you don't.”
- Jimmy Carter
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I’ve traveled all around America and one of the craziest things to me is just how many places it’s perfectly normal for adult men to pretend to be cowboys
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Lost in all the lies and conspiracies is the fact that a large portion of Americans believe there’s a group of people so desperately hungry they’ve resorted to eating household pets and their response is “deport them!” or “lock them up!” rather than “let’s get them some food.”
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my mom didn't raise a quitter, she raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something



























