DJ GROOVES!✨

"ʜᴏᴡ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ?!" - #AHITRP | #MVRP - joke, crack posts | serious, literate posts - won the award & fought hat kid|bow kid in game - now long-since adoptive father to @BestBowKid - additional information may be added inside pinned later.

Well the good news is, you may not even need a birds license! (if he could pass off a humanoid looking child as a bird, Spamton would be WAY easier. He takes out an absudly large amount of THESE as payment.) As long as make my movie sound incredible, you got a long term deal!

i can also offer you one of my uh... PROP knives if you want to go for a more intimidating approach too (yeah....... prop.)

(scoff) have you NEVER seen a jackolantern? they practically look like your face!

how'd you feel 'bouta pumpkin on your head, darling? (oh good we're jumping straight to the most ridiculous idea)

if you mean this more literally and you need a little "movie magic" to help let me know! i've got plenty of costumes and make up to go around! (hes just way too eager to work with costumes)

aww it's good to see you too, darling 😉 but i DO know i havent run into you recently so im glad to hear there IS another me running around to keep you in check✨

(well lucky for spamton, it's effective in stoking the flames of his already too big ego) great minds should stick together! it would be a CRIME for two brilliant business men like us NOT to collaborate! although i DO hope you're fine with a multi-universe currency differences.

SECOND? Darling, I am one of a kind, how much have you HAD?

Oh that's good!! Bored, honestly. Being stuck with the same cast in crew's for hours on end's enough to kill any sense of fun some days. We should make plans to hang out, darling!

.... PLEASE don't tell me I saw who I think I just saw ....

(Grooves previous annoyance melts into a quick charamatic grin, fast to fall into his friendly business side) Spamton, huh? Odd name, but I like it! Makes it easy to remember! The name's DJ Grooves, darling, famous movie producer. Do you happen to be open for hire?

...what? what's "fuck"? (he has genuinely never heard the word)

it certainly has! i'll be honest i've been a little too busy to step out of the studio (for about 2 years straight) how's it going, darling?

(it can't be seen behind his sunglasses, but his beady little penguin eyes are wide) ............. wow, you lost me at "rather me say" wait. are you some kinda walking talking bilboard adverisiment without the bilboard? because that'd good, actually!!!

... oh hey, darling it's been a while (yeah he doesnt even seem phased by MJ's statement he knows)

let's be honest, i don't think very many of us here are on the "good list"

(OH GOD HERE WE GO) i do, and its with that word you just said

THATS EVEN WORSE?????????

........ oh you have gotta be kiddin me