I've covered the Cowboys, Rangers, Stars and Mavs. I don't anymore but I'm gonna tweet about them nonstop. On the Dak Bandwagon since April 2016.

Joined October 2009
Three years ago today. "Could tie it with one swing... high drive... it's tied!" Thank goodness that this immortal Rangers moment was called perfectly by Joe Davis instead of being squandered by Joe Buck.
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"Weird, why did they set Dune: Part Three 19 years after Dune when Dune Messiah is only 12?" *remembers Alia and Duncan Idaho* "Ah yes, please get Frank Herbert's issues out of these movies, thank you."
Do not fear the end. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. Tickets on sale now around the world. fandan.co/DunePartThree #DuneMovie #FilmedForIMAX
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Recapping the Frank Herbert Dune series: "Here is a sci-fi masterpiece!" "You fools! You weren't supposed to like it!" "Now here's something really weird!" "Oh you liked that? Well then now here is all of my sexual frustration, trauma and fetishes!"
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At the moment everyone is healthy. Your division is a dumpster fire because no one else is healthy. You have the easiest remaining schedule in the NFC. If the Cowboys can't scrape out a playoff berth it's the end of the road for everyone on this team.
Remaining NFL Strength of Schedule Weeks 8-18 (rest of season) Easiest: 1. Jaguars 2. Bengals 3. Texans 4. Cowboys 5. Bucs Hardest: 32. Ravens 31. Steelers 30. Jets 29. Chargers 28. Chiefs
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If you don't support local news how else will you learn that Matthew Perry's friends were crying at his funeral?
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Bring the impending Buck-Aikman MNF break-up on!
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Halloween Parenting in the 90's: - Costumes go on sale October 15 - Buy one - Take your kid trick or treating on October 31
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Halloween Parenting Today: - Order costume by September - City and church trunk or treats, prep for 2 school parties, sign waiver for retirement home trick or treat, Boo at the Zoo - Halloween ruined 5 minutes in by a neighbor who decorated their suburban yard in torture porn
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Reminder: the Eagles basically had a parade after beating Cooper Rush on MNF, you are more than allowed to bully Philly fans this week especially since half their injuries are due to their crooked medical staff.
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By the way, the Cowboys are now 7-1 in their Arctic White jerseys. Time to make them permanent.
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Javonte and Overshown. We get more games like this from these two and we just might go 9-8 and win this awful division.
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Dak has the Eagles so turned around they're actually committing PI penalties on Jake Ferguson! Just leave him open, he'll volley the ball to you!
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Haha Monday Night Football showing Troy Aikman Super Bowl highlights trying to make him happy.
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I still hate the new NFL kickoff but I love that Brandon Aubrey has mastered it.
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When Dak to Ceedee is on it is on.
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- Theranos - Enron - Christian Parker The three biggest scams in history.
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This Eagles offense may legitimately be the worst in the league. They were bad BEFORE everyone was hurt. And this Cowboys defense just let them run out the entire 3rd quarter and take the lead. You just continually run out of words to describe how bad this defense is.
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Leave Christian Parker in Philly.
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As someone who has sat in the stands through every minute of several huge playoff blowouts of my team there is no worse feeling than what's in the Trop right now. A grim, listless feeling.
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If you hang around long enough it becomes darkly fun however. I remember midway through the 3rd period of Game 3 of the 2023 WCF with the AAC emptied out a guy two rows back says "so is now a bad time to start a 'We Want The Cup' chant?" and they cracked us all up.
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