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Joined June 2018
i would've drew you a whole new ass 😭😭
you do this to me in Uno and we'd have to step outside fr!😭
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i would've drew you a whole new ass 😭😭
you do this to me in Uno and we'd have to step outside fr!😭
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It’s working look at her hand 😭
is she drinking bleach???
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Client: "We aren't paying this invoice. Your design broke our entire registration system and wiped customer data." Me: "I delivered the UI mockups three weeks ago. Your developer signed off before integration." Client: "Our Senior Tech Lead says your custom code is full of vulnerabilities. Invoice denied." Me: "I'm a UI designer. I don't write backend code." I opened the deployment logs from launch night. Me: "Look at line 412." The client leaned over the desk, frowning...
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This father brought his two children to his baby mama's apartment, left them at the door, knocked once, and departed. The children remained there crying until a DoorDash driver arrived with her food order and knocked until she answered. 😑
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The best AI-generated video I’ve seen so far🔥 10/10
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men need to know there was no other man, I was simply just tired of your bs.
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Prankster gets punched hard on his face and nose broken after pretending to rob someone.
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A Child predator got punched and smacked after allegedly trying to meet up with a little boy.
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he wanted to act single for the night, so i gave him something to think about
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Wait. Some of yall be taking alcohol as pre workout?
Alcohol at the gym is wild 😭
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Pervert man tried to drag a woman into a room for S*x and tried to assault her. she refused, fought back and whooped his ass hard.
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If a woman does any of these things, she wants you to approach her and hit on her:
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Woman found out her best friend was sleeping with her underage brother, so she showed up at her house and beat her up
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Hey @grok, why is the Prime Minister of Israel putting tape on his phone? Is there a security reason behind this?
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she threw something at the lady and unlocked the WHOLE staff 😭
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He thought he can bully a professionally trained soldier and found out real fast.
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I lied to a regular customer that we discontinued his favorite pastry because he made our teenage cashier cry I work at a small bakery. Until a couple months ago we had this regular who came in every Tuesday morning, almost exactly at opening, to buy four lemon bars. He'd been coming for years. Everybody knew his order. Everybody also hated serving him. He complained constantly. If the box wasn't folded neatly enough he'd make us redo it. If the price went up he'd argue as if the person behind the register had personally decided that. He once made me count his change out twice because he didn't believe I'd given him the correct amount. One morning he came in while our newest cashier was working. She's 17, it was her second week, and she accidentally charged him for five bars instead of four. She immediately noticed, apologized and corrected it before taking his payment. He still went off on her. Asked whether they taught math at her school and said something about how nobody wants to work anymore because young people are idiots. She held it together until he left, then cried in the back. The following Tuesday I was opening alone. He walked in and asked for his usual. I told him we'd discontinued the lemon bars. We hadn't. There were six of them cooling on a rack behind me. He looked genuinely upset and asked why. I said they weren't selling well enough to justify making them anymore. He complained about how businesses always get rid of the good stuff and left without buying anything. He came back the next Tuesday to check. I told him the same thing. That was about two months ago. I haven't seen him since. We still make lemon bars every morning. They actually sell pretty well. I didn't tell my boss what I did. I know it wasn't my decision to make, and I deliberately lied to a paying customer because I personally wanted him gone. If he ever finds out, I could probably lose my job over it. But our new cashier doesn't flinch every time the door opens anymore. I'm not especially proud of lying. I'm also not sorry that I did it.
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Kids are definitely crackheads 😭
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