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JD Vance: "The trash's name is Kamala Harris."
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Wow wtf is he doing
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Me trying to get into the Uber after 9 drinks
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Allred on Cruz: "He wants you thinking about kids in bathrooms so you're not thinking about women in hospitals."
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Trump asks, "Do you want the black president or the white president?"
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All Donald Trump and JD Vance know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit.
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PARTY LIKE ITS 1999! SEE Y'ALL ON DICKSON!
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SOMETHIN ABOUT A PRIMETIME STRIPEOUT GAME FOR THE HOGS
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Donald Trump left office with the lowest approval rating of any president ever. But some people now seem to be suffering from amnesia. Let me jog your memory
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This video sums up the MAGA Republican governing philosophy perfectly. Please watch & share.
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🧵 Here's how our Millersville #ConspiracyCop investigation has unfolded: 🧵 My curiosity about Shawn Taylor began with a quirky story about Gabrielle Hanson, the unsuccessful candidate for mayor in Franklin, Tennessee. 1/ nitter.gq/NC5PhilWilliams/…
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About last night…
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When you're lying to your mom but your brother already told her the truth.
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We all know what she was thinking because we were all thinking it too.
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DAVIS: You still do not have a plan? TRUMP: I have concepts of a plan
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Biden on Trump disparaging veterans: "My son died because of a year in Iraq. I'm glad I wasn't there. Because I think I would've done something ... he's the sucker, he's the loser ... I'm sorry to get emotional about that, but I miss him."
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Dear Christian, The Bible is meant to be used as a mirror held up to ourselves, not a club for us to use against the world.
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BOOM!!! DONALD TRUMP ANNOUNCES TODAY HE IS NOW PRO-CHOICE ON ABORTION!!! What say you, evangelical voters?
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Trump: What a beautiful young daughter. What a beautiful young daughter.
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Boar's Head is exactly why liberals were so 'hysterical' when trump started deregulating the food industry.
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