Tootsie Roll

People who keep their shades closed during takeoff and landing are sociopaths.

At first I wasn't convinced that opening up the @AmericanAir Flagship Lounge to everyone was a good idea. But they're big and well stocked (generally). It's cool (for now). I've got my eye on you, AA...

Through no fault of its own, the @AmericanExpress Centurion Lounge has become a bus stop. I'm looking at you, MIA...

Estou ligando a três dias pra @VoeGOLoficial pra comprar uma passagem e ninguém atende. Parabéns, Gol. Preciso fazer por fone, porque estou usando um crédito. 🤦‍♂️

Business idea: every time the Ever Given crosses the Suez Canal, televise it and sell it as pay-per-view. #EVERGIVEN #SuezCrisis #Evergreen

Multiple choice question -- The architect who designed IST airport: a) is a prince who is carried around everywhere b) doesn't have legs c) accidentally printed the blueprint at 500% d) is a dick * It is gorgeous, though.

Birds falling out of the sky? Yup, sounds about right for the year we're in... theguardian.com/environment/…

Sweet @AmericanAir livery!

Any way to earn AA Business Extra points quickly other than flying? I'm a bit short of a decent award with points expiring 12/31. @garyleff

My goal in life is to be interviewed by @grahnort. Failing that, I would like to watch his show live in the studio. Either one; it doesn't matter.

One of the most insane games I've ever watched! What a night! Congratulations, @LFC and genius Klopp!! #ChampionsLeague

The people who approve 10-abreast seating on the 777 should be forced to fly exclusively in their own seats. Or eat more.

Emirates (Airline) marketing is genius! It succeeds in selling itself as a premium airline all around (due to First and Business classes that truly are excellent), but economy is just as miserable as everywhere else – even more miserable on the 777. Cramped seats and nasty crews.

Transatlantic on an A321?! No, thanks, @JetBlue! Still love you for domestic, though. 😉

I think @OneMileataTime drank the Etihad JFK lounge dry! There's nothing left! It is but a shadow of its former self. 😁

Off to another @EtihadAirways Apartment flight tonight. Any special requests? Live vicariously through me! 😉😛

So...in what way are the new QR economy seats revolutionary? Am I missing something?

Taking one of my last trips as ⁦@AmericanAir⁩ Executive Platinum. After probably a decade of it, I won't be requalifying. It hurts the ego more than anything else. 😢 (Bonus points for knowing where I am...)