Mhiel

Sorry to all my friends and Bhiel lovers, he has been killed and this is Mhiel a different person who is not impersonating anyone so please don’t nuke this account

I wanna get someone pregnant and start a family with them so badly

You either face fuck life or life face fucks you. Good point mhiel. Thanks

Not sure if anyone else realizes this … but real eyes, real—ize, real—lies 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Why is my dad posting sans in the family group chat

Giving the tricker treaters a knuckle sandwich

Mathematicians looooove doing useless shit like proving which infinity is bigger

Domo shirt, Cookie Monster hat, and a big fat penis

Yall fuckin with biddy blas, or scrib doon?

I was going to look something up but I forgot does anyone remember what it was

How much penis is E Kleisenhower packing

The subtitles for my life are written in mandarin and I don’t know what they say

Baby I’m praying on you toniiiight hunt u down eat yu aliiiiive 😊

Yall my feet smell like sour cream and onion chips

Can you carve me a wooden statuette of your pussy for my birthday?

Arabic text is to genz as Japanese text is to millennials

I have a subtle fun house mirror in my room, so that I don’t leave the house feeling too good about myself. Gotta stay humble

Free geek bar in the mens bathroom in the science B building at cal poly Humboldt if anyone wants one

How do you make an octopus laugh. You give it ten tickles. 😊

Yall I lowkey got hella zapped by the woke beam