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i ' ll put my gimmicks in a thread here if i get any . and pin this post ! 🧵📌
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what isnt ? genuinely ..
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i think one of us is a clone but we don’t know who . i wouldn’t be opposed to a date
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plethora of people here now ans . thats the president #okay
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Replying to @305_rick
I hate you I really do. (meet me at my place 2night)
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everyone following me .. i am so happy .hit me up
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what do people put. on their strawpage mines under construction
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some shit thats blue raspberry flavored . hope it doesnt kill my ass.
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i can have you doing that too !
I assumed my uniform was given temperature-regulating enhancements why am I sweating my balls off in this damn thing
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how to get a new COOL morty fast easy no glue no borax
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. ⟢ miami rick . 🌃 retweeted
since both miami ricks are full of shit, im looking for a new rick😋🫶 One that doesn’t make me eat sand .
Replying to @mortywave @305_rick
ITS NOT FRIED YOU OVERCOOKED BITCH?? EAT MORE SAND BITCH
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. ⟢ miami rick . 🌃 retweeted
I’m not legally obligated to tell any of you this but Surgeon Homesteader Supreme Guard Deepthroat Miami But you DIDN'T hear this from me.
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Got so hot in my patrol car I ripped off my vest this shit is not a game
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something deep down in me shudders in excitment when i hear law enforcement heehe ...
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our first gay president
Nope! I’m just like any other Morty, I love Jessica haha
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give it like a day tops
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