30 Rock

One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it?

No it’s the other one

I watched Boston Legal 9 times before I realized it wasn't a new Star Trek.

Boys becoming men, Men becoming wolves.

Liz: People are going to show up expecting all this great stuff and they’re going to be disappointed and angry. Tracy: Just like colonial Williamsburg.

Lemon, you look terrible, and I once watched you eat oysters while you had a cold.

Sorry it took me so long to answer. I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds.

Really? You want to exchange creative gifts? Oh, well. You are the one that's in trouble now, buddy. Because creativity, to me, is just like... like a bird. Like a friendly bird that embraces all... ideas. Just, like, shoots out of its eyes all kinds of beauty.

Paid his way through Princeton by working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at that Days Inn?

Happy Valentimes

I do it all the different ways nytimes.com/2023/02/13/opini…

Prenatal vitamins. Yeah, I know what 'prenatal' means. 'Pre-', before; '-natal', ruined.