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World Renound Alcohol Abuser, Ted 2 lover, back porch and your Mom/GF enjoyer. Chronic Dry Beater. Reformed liar. Oiling up.

Joined April 2021
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Bro why would they say This it hurts his feelings.
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This probably how she feels when she doesn’t reply for 18 hours 😂 i love her.
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“Big Jerker” Thorton retweeted
traffic is gay
Big Jerker will not be appearing in Avengers: Doomsday. I’m sorry.
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This account deleted the post AI feet gooners i got yall
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What the fuck is this
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Had a dream i got someone pregnant last night oh fuck man
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I still have not broken NNN #ErectionDay
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Hello my name is Sam Darnold, I committed voter fraud today and voted for whoever you hate. I also signed up for draftkings.
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Upset i didn’t think of this
Yall was just naked on Halloween now yall politicians
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Yesss i love Election Day and predetermined outcomes
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Not even in the mood to crank hog tonight. Thanks Sam Darnold.
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How watching Sam Darnold drop back to pass feels
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“Big Jerker” Thorton retweeted
Replying to @30secondnut
@30secondnut watching MNF and yelling Njigba Puhleeezzz!! at TV all night
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Brian Fleury when a good play call is necessary
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I think i got the whole groupchat giggling with this one
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Nothing in the world she should be thinking this hard about
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Just cooked steak and jerking off for dessert
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