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What an absolutely mindblowing, amazing, humbling, elemental, cosmic, beautiful treat of a month it has been in Texas.
The universe is awesome.🥰
A lot of us sports nerds grew up with Pat Summerall and John Madden and would have liked this to be good.
This looks ridiculous.
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In case you haven’t seen one before, here is a baby bison…
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This is a musk ox calf, not a bison.
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Just 15 days to total ankle replacement! 🫣
Researching the knee scooter wheelie thingies. Obviously need offroad tires, a sweet basket, and a skull bell to ring at cows. And of course some bitchin' flame decals.🔥
Gunner headbutted my root canal tooth and I almost passsd out from the pain and I'm straight up using the excuse to go get a Dairy Queen Blizzard
Godspeed cabbage, kale, spinach, red onions, and cauliflower starters. I'll need you for whichever one of The Apocalypses is coming. 🥬🥕
Happy Pythagorean Triple Day to all who celebrate! 🥳
10²+ 24²= 26²
Next one isn't until March 4 2105 (3² + 4² = 5²) so make it count.
Live look at me washing the same set of clothes because I still don't have my luggage despite getting home a week ago
It only took ten years from this tweet and a dozen appointments since to convince them my $12 hot check in 1996 doesn't make me a national security threat.
Today I finally got my Global Entry card.
Replying to @312Will
Now I can get my passport expiry date fixed AND get Global Entry AND get TSA Precheck. 💯
Them: Here is who I voted for and why
Me: Here is my fantasy football team and who I'm starting this weekend



















