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Я действительно увлекался зоофилией, садомазохизмом и некрофилией, но потом понял, что просто избиваю мертвую лошадь. @ntlpq6

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Joined October 2021
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Hello my negro woman nigga
Replying to @WuWei113
Don’t come to America saying nigga you might get shot.
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Idgaf about the context but the lil caress on the thumb... I claim this as #zhongchi
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Bill Hader asks what kind of editing is done to make Pennywise's eyes look in different directions, unaware that Bill Skarsgård could do it himself. Skarsgård responded by saying, "Oh, you mean this?", causing Hader to freak out. The whole scene was caught on camera.
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O cara botou a filha pra trocar porrada com um canguru KAKAKAKKAAKA VAI SE FUDER
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do not kill. Thanks
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(7.2 spoilers) mr and mr chief overseer
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Some of the most morbid stories about Stephen King aren't in his books. When he was about 4, King went out to play with a friend near the railroad tracks. He came home alone, speechless and in shock. His family later learned that his friend had been hit and killed by a train. King has no memory of it. In the 1980s, he did so much cocaine that he wrote with cotton swabs stuck up his nose to stop the bleeding. He barely remembers writing some of his books, including the 1981 classic Cujo. Then, in 1999, while he was out for a walk in Maine, a distracted driver in a minivan hit him and threw him 14 feet into a ditch. Almost every bone on the right side of his body was broken. While King was in the hospital, his wife bought the van so nobody could sell pieces of it as souvenirs. King planned to smash it with a sledgehammer. The van ended up in a car crusher. The driver died a year later, on September 21, 2000. It was Stephen King's birthday.
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Naturally skinny girl habits I've observed : a thread
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I think Russia is the only country on earth governed by people with autism
cosmonaut alexei leonov picking flowers in a field after performing history’s first spacewalk (1968)
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never played victim bitch I’m the prime suspect
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"will you match my freak" No, i'm freakier than you, this is a competition and i'm winning
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БЕРЛИНСКОЕ ТЕХНО и три калеки on the dance floor…
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acho que a vingança mais elegante do mundo é nunca mais permitir que alguém tenha acesso a você
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I think being a little mean after being overly understanding is part of the healing process
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誰のツイートか忘れたけど、女を見る時に男として生まれても強かっただろうなってやつを選べ的なツイートがずっと忘れられない
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Black people have the greatest racial slur of all time and that’s something we could never take from them because stealing is for niggers.
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«Las aves sienten algo parecido al dolor (y al miedo) justo antes de la migración. Nada alivia esa sensación, salvo el vuelo». —Lorine Niedecker
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朝起きたらコレだったの嬉しすぎる
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After leaving for work, this owner decided to check his home security camera to see what his cat was up to..
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