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President John F. Kennedy

@35thUSPresident

The 35th President of the U.S. and first Catholic president. Parody Account Minor NSFW DNI Not affilated with anybody #FreePalestine

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//We'll keep fighting to #FreePalestine
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IAN@IAN_TVNetwork14h
🚨BREAKING - former Bikini Bottom president John F. Kennedy has congratulated Greg Heffley on his presidential win
President John F. Kennedy (@35thUSPresident) profile picturePresident John F. Kennedy@35thUSPresident15h
Congrats, Mr. Heffley, on winning the election and becoming our next president.
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Congrats, Mr. Heffley, on winning the election and becoming our next president.
Vice President Greg Heffley (@VPOBB2025) profile pictureVice President Greg Heffley@VPOBB202515h
It is always an honor to serve Bikini Bottom. I look forward to doing so at the highest level
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Is that how the word is used? Cuck? Yeah that sounds right.
President John F. Kennedy (@35thUSPresident) profile picturePresident John F. Kennedy@35thUSPresidentNov 7
Governor George Wallace is, as they say, a "cuck"
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President John F. Kennedy@35thUSPresidentNov 7
Governor George Wallace is, as they say, a "cuck"
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Governor George Wallace is, as they say, a "cuck"
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I know I am late but may he rest in peace. He was a real one.
IAN (@IAN_TVNetwork) profile pictureIAN@IAN_TVNetworkSep 25
🚨BREAKING - OFL Star wide receiver for the Petroville Piranhas, Dan Carlson, has passed away after being shot at a night club. He was 33.
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Oh ok @35thUSPresident
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Spongebob (@uhhspongebob) profile pictureSpongebob@uhhspongebobNov 5
the best spongebob scream in the whole show
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President John F. Kennedy@35thUSPresidentNov 7
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@GoNintendoTweetNov 6
Shigeru Miyamoto absent from Nintendo's investor Q&A due to a "sudden health issue," but is in stable condition gonintendo.com/contents/6700…
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//Chat have I fallen off?
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The fucking what
NeilG (@doomfull66) profile pictureNeilG@doomfull66Nov 2
Mr President watch out for the Lee Harvey Oswald Still Life.
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Where the hell am I now? I was in my office and suddenly fell through the ground and now I am here.
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I have signed an executive order enforcing martial law all across America for the safety of citizens when Mariah Carey is defrosted. I understand that this is harsh, but this is to assure American citizen's safety from Ms. Carey.
President John F. Kennedy (@35thUSPresident) profile picturePresident John F. Kennedy@35thUSPresidentNov 1
🇺🇸: I have some unfortunate news; I have heard that Mariah Carey is, in fact, soon to defrost. As she poses a serious threat to international stability, we, brothers and sisters of all races, must stick together in this troubling time.
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As somebody that was formerly deceased, this doesn't offend me in the slightest.
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Squidward Tentacles (@LocalSquidward) profile pictureSquidward Tentacles@LocalSquidwardOct 26
Me when I’m dead
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Sleepy Joe Biden@TH3B1D3NNAT0RNov 1
JOHN F KENNEDY?
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Dan Quayle🇺🇸🎂Potatoe (Republican-IN)79yd Vptwt (@DanQuayle_) profile pictureDan Quayle🇺🇸🎂Potatoe (Republican-IN)79yd Vptwt@DanQuayle_Nov 1
HW needs to get better a bowling
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ABN@AquaBlueNetworkOct 1
BREAKING: WR John F. Kennedy to Tentacle Acres, WR Tails Prower to New Oceanville in 3-Team Trade! Tentacle Acres receives: WR John F. Kennedy New Oceanville receives: WR Tails Prower Quittersville receives: WR Terrence Crabwell 2028 2nd (from NOS) 2029 1st (from NOS)
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