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Lion tamer at the circus. May take a drink once a week. Mixed case selection aficionado. Outside/inside broadcaster. Spiv.

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It won't be long before being on minimum wage will see you in the 40% tax bracket.
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Cheaper gherkins and 40 pence off your weekly shop. Are we living in East Germany?
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We all know how expensive a trip to the supermarket is these days. Burnham thinks saving you 40 pence per week is somehow a win.
GB Politics
@GBPolitcs14h
🚨NEW: Andy Burnham has announced that import tariffs will be removed on more than 100 products, including things like baked beans, chocolate and gherkins, to save households an estimated £21 on their food shop per year
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Cheaper marmalade!? Much banging of the breakfast table at headquarters this morning.
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews14h
Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package of 'everyday fixes' bbc.in/4zTnQ4K

Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package

The chancellor will axe tariffs on some staples as part of plans to give households "breathing space".

bbc.com
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Anything in this budget for the humble whisky and cigar aficionado? @MartinSLewis
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I never travel with less than one billion in cash. With my reputation you might have tapped up a bird related to the boss of a Chinese tong or Japanese triad and you need to get them off your back in quick order.
WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧
@WarMonitor319h
BREAKING: Prince Khalid bin Salman Saudi defence minister reportedly offered Iran 1 billion to help negotiate a ceasefire with the Houthis on his trip to Iran one source even said he brought money with him-Hayom
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Was searching for a tweet and this appeared in said search 😂 @doris_from
Doris from Watford@doris_from16 Apr 2024
On the tube with a true throwback. You can’t see, but as well as his top notch leather jacket he has a Stars and Stripes in his trouser pocket hanging to his knee.
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George, let yourself go, have a Scotch. If you insist.
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You're paying over two quid a litre at the pump. The majority of which is tax and it's still not enough for these vampires.
Guido Fawkes
@GuidoFawkesOct 26
REVEALED: Government Document Admits Pay-Per-Mile Tax Coming for All Drivers order-order.com/2026/10/26/r…
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Are they remaking Time Bandits?
PFA
@PFA19h
Chelsea checking-in on the Ballon d'Or red carpet.
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It's the Balloon Door awards, lads. Even got the ladies involved in it. Let's be honest these are Kwik Save check out girls. It's 2026 you're either going to have a poster of Emlyn Hughes on your wall or Bonnie Blue.
PFA
@PFA20h
Four @ManCityWomen stars have secured their place in the 2026 Ballon d'Or top 30. 👏 Vivianne Miedema: 28th Alex Greenwood: 26th Kerstin Casparij: 24th Yui Hasegawa: 11th
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Given the personal allowance will have been frozen for a decade at £12,570 - it's interesting to see what it would be when it's treated with the largesse of the minimum wage.
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Any one with a brain would raise the personal allowance threshold rather than pass the cost to business but we are dealing with successive retarded governments.
Politics UK
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🚨 NEW: John Healey will increase the minimum wage for over 21s from £12.71 to around £13.20
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Free NHS chastity belts for white women
Burnside
@BurnsideWasTosh20h
The Government were happy to lock you in your house to protect the NHS but seem very reluctant to do anything to protect against the very real pandemic of rape. Though these cunts would probably lock women up at home and let the rapists roam around.
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Just enjoying a nice glass of fizzy piss on the Monday minesweep.
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This was you last night.
Peter Bleksley
@PeterBleksleyOct 25
Very happy to be on my way to @GBNEWS, where I will be a panellist on @Alexarmstrong Tonight, between 9pm and midnight. Do tune in…
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The only problem with Bob Jenrick. Is Bob Jenrick's track record when in government.
#Marcher@MarcherReborn22h
Decent speech by Jenrick. But, as I’ve always said: Opposition politics - easiest job in the world. Promise ‘em everything
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Restorative Aberdeen Angus beef and mustard
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Just conducted a brisk morning walk - the first on Autumnal Greenwich Mean Time. At the desk before 9! Feet up and coast to 5pm.
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This is you posing with your gas boiler.
Jeremy Corbyn
@jeremycorbynOct 21
We have just experienced our hottest summer on record. It is unfathomable that the government would approve another gas field in the midst of a climate emergency. The government has put the profits of fossil fuel giants over the future of our children. Beyond shameful.
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